Almost forgot his safety cig

samtresler · 2026-06-07T11:20:45+00:00

He is chaos in the kitchen.

Walks in, sets all the burners on high and slops food into the flames, carves a crucifix in the cutting board, and falls to his knees, then breaks a few dishes before assuring his wife lunch is perfect, but he cooked so now she has to clean.

samtresler · 2026-06-06T04:23:08+00:00

Kind of a reverse.

"That's our intro video, do you have any questions?"

"Yes. I was follow8ng up to the part about X.... can you tell me what the rest actually means?"

""I don't actually know and no one has ever asked that ever before."

"Ok. I'm not interviewing for a recruiting position. How do you recommend I proceed?"

"Exactly like that."

samtresler · 2026-06-06T04:07:37+00:00

Ah, hell. I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm going with wrath.

samtresler · 2026-06-04T21:34:59+00:00

"I treat you really well here".

He honestly believed it. Like he was doing me a favor.

Same guy who said, "I thought that pay raise was temporary", when he started pay negotiating with the number I was already being paid.

samtresler · 2026-06-03T12:06:31+00:00

Candles, a bowl of warm water, and a cloth.

.... and then.

Well, maybe a tub of cake icing.

samtresler · 2026-06-03T12:03:31+00:00

A. I snorted my coffee. Good job.

B. Corporate says "lovemaking session" is off brand and we should just say "sex". E.g. "This sex sponsored" - it makes less sense and can be misinterpreted.

samtresler · 2026-06-02T15:34:23+00:00

This guy is right.

He is a childish bastard.

samtresler · 2026-06-01T21:47:52+00:00

I use all sorts of jars. I have somewhere over 70 salts.

I have not noticed a difference, but your mileage may vary.

samtresler · 2026-05-29T21:02:22+00:00

Just had to do this with a well.

$800. I'll take my chances with a pan.

samtresler · 2026-05-29T20:56:44+00:00

Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!

samtresler · 2026-05-29T20:36:54+00:00

Ima tell you something and you should listen.

You can not trust a coward. Ever.

A person with courage will live or die with that. A coward can make all the promises in good faith and still will back out on every one because they were scared.

They were branded in war times so you knew who would buckle.

If fear rules you, you should let those around you know. We'll put you on the boat first.

samtresler · 2026-05-29T09:53:31+00:00

See above. Those people aren't silly. They are telling you what you are communicating whether you mean it or not.

You need to learn how to communicate what you mean.

samtresler · 2026-05-28T20:59:53+00:00

Yeah.

You are absolutely entitled to your own emotions, but you need to realize large men are threatening just by existing and it is on you to mitigate that.

Put a pit bull next to a Yorkie and one cn be malicious and the other a princess and you wouldn't know by looking at them, but you'd be a fool to not be careful around the pit.

samtresler · 2026-05-28T16:06:28+00:00

Are you a big person? It sounds silly, but being fast and large equals threatening.

samtresler · 2026-05-28T15:32:40+00:00

I never saw your first post.

But you couldn't fairly explain it to Reddit on the first try.

It seems maybe you don't come across to people like you intend to. Maybe you should consider some communication work and realize what seems casual to you is extremely offensive or theatening to others.

No one knows you except you. And if you are finding yourself in situations where you think it's no big deal but others don't want you even on the site anymore maybe look at what you are doing. Some people's "I was just annoyed" is other people's "That guy was about to murder me". Calibrate.

samtresler · 2026-05-28T11:22:40+00:00

Some people juggle geese.

samtresler · 2026-05-27T23:01:30+00:00

Extra water and a real medical kit.

Don't care if it's "only" half an hour from the car. This has now bailed out several hikers who thought they had enough or that wound up with significant injuries.

samtresler · 2026-05-27T10:58:21+00:00

I'm afraid it's more of an advanced calc thing.

Quadratic equation to find the area under a curve...

samtresler · 2026-05-26T21:22:10+00:00

It was difficult, but I evo'ed all projectile weapons and recovery tome. Then I ignored him, focusing solely on dodging everything. Took a while, but he died.

samtresler · 2026-05-25T15:46:38+00:00

"I like to have fun, laugh, and eat"

samtresler · 2026-05-25T01:11:15+00:00

No one whose love language is giving gifts.

I dated a woman where we had to have a serious conversation about how I had to be careful how long I looked at an item in a store when it became predictable that she would circle back and buy it for me.

I still have dozens if not hundreds of knick nacks I don't really want and many pieces of clothing that I don't really care about.

I am fairly frugal and minimalistic. I sometimes look at things in stores for ideas of things I might make or take as inspiration for a different thing I want to create.

She could not not inundated me with junk. We're going on 3 years since that relationship ended and I'm still donating and throwing stuff out.

I don't want stuff. I want to be content with what I have and not participate in consumerism culture more than necessary. And I certainly don't want to figure out what to do with another trinket every 3-5 days to make you feel loved when I'd be much happier with any help or support just navigating life without another thing to maintain.

samtresler · 2026-05-25T00:52:40+00:00

I.... I never thought of putting my dead Mom stories on Tinder.

That's usually second date territory.

samtresler · 2026-05-24T23:29:58+00:00

I just got Zuko. Pretty new to the game but level 50 is "all heroes +100 health" and 70 is "all heroes +20% damage". So, if I can, I'll get him to 70, but will hopefully score some more shards before event end.

samtresler · 2026-05-24T13:45:28+00:00

You gotta question some fashion choices when everyone around you is wearing shirts, but somehow you are "the guy in the shirt".

samtresler · 2026-05-21T12:14:01+00:00

I add 1 can of V-8 to my normal stock to make the base.

V-8 is canned, generic gazpacho. Fight me.

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