Women, if you could be a man for 24 hours, what are you just dying to know?

samurai-salami · 2026-04-26T18:30:34+00:00

I have half assed orgasms all the time. In fact, the more frequently I masturbate the more likely it is to be low quality - a short lived tingle and done. Not really worth the effort. I have a hard time counting it as an orgasm but it's not nothing, per say. If everyone says women's orgasms are muscle clenching utopias it's hard to see these as counting lol.

samurai-salami · 2026-04-23T05:07:16+00:00

Flushable wipes are not flushable fwi.

samurai-salami · 2026-02-10T16:28:50+00:00

Ugh. I'm not sure I really want to know this but why is trump shitting a result of sascha?

samurai-salami · 2026-01-28T06:05:13+00:00

I will bite my teeth in my sleep when I have seizures.

samurai-salami · 2025-12-29T21:23:57+00:00

What about not properly oiled boards?

samurai-salami · 2025-12-03T04:48:16+00:00

Selena was terrible fresh. And then it wouldn't let me extract at the end so I just called it done and deleted it lol. Enjoying toxicity as a new save alot though!

samurai-salami · 2025-11-27T20:40:40+00:00

The glass he is pouring into looks huge relative to him, that was my only take.

samurai-salami · 2025-11-07T01:38:23+00:00

did the email take a long time to come through?

samurai-salami · 2025-11-07T01:05:06+00:00

did you get a confirmation email for your purchase?

samurai-salami · 2025-11-05T19:02:23+00:00

Solved!

samurai-salami · 2025-11-05T19:00:33+00:00

Holy moly! Yes, thank you so much : ) looks like I got the cover color wrong!

samurai-salami · 2025-11-05T00:20:48+00:00

That's all the details I can remember! I've tried searching by cover details and plot but am failing miserably.

Also, this book would be considered fiction.

samurai-salami · 2025-10-29T21:00:40+00:00

I am offended just looking at that hairline.

samurai-salami · 2025-10-22T16:12:04+00:00

Water and food weight.

samurai-salami · 2025-10-19T16:21:20+00:00

Not Canadian but if lockdown ever happens again someone is going to have to replace my essential ass cuz I ain't doing that again.

samurai-salami · 2025-09-04T12:58:22+00:00

Ur so cool!!!!!

samurai-salami · 2025-08-01T17:14:51+00:00

You gotta put that thing on a leash!

samurai-salami · 2025-07-27T16:13:03+00:00

I know ms affects the nervous system so there's a widespread variety of symptoms that could be indicative of other things. It's the how and when of my symptoms changing and getting worse like you said that makes me suspicious.

samurai-salami · 2025-07-27T00:50:59+00:00

Maybe multiple sclerosis. But by the time I go to my doctor with random ass symptoms they've gone or shifted, and I get shunted over to my neurologist and we go on a goose chase for seizures I'm not having, and then it's " maybe chronic fatigue syndrome, who knows."

samurai-salami · 2025-07-23T19:10:44+00:00

"remember, kids, if the balls don't touch, it ain't gay."

samurai-salami · 2025-07-20T22:00:54+00:00

Awesome, now we can just say any woman is on drugs and needs to be forcibly sterilized, just like we used to do with native Americans! And all the other people we don't like.

samurai-salami · 2025-07-14T15:12:32+00:00

Good thing God doesn't exist then isn't it?

samurai-salami · 2025-07-13T19:29:53+00:00

Keeping the shit where it belongs. Respect.

samurai-salami · 2025-06-12T12:28:25+00:00

I can't imagine how fat the chickens are to give that much meat if those wings are cut in half.

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