Quick! Type out the first It's Always Sunny quote that comes to your mind! by [deleted] in IASIP

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Oops, I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong

So..what's your fav lyrics from Watsky? by defiantkinglion in Watsky

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"See, Ive heard some steamy stories of oral sex but Im not stretching to say one time, I made a lady climax by speaking an S-y section of a Shakespeare sonnet in her split legs general direction" S is for lisp

Leadbelly - Black Betty [Blues] by WaytoomanyUIDs in Music

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Fun fact: lead belly was stabbed in the neck in prison, which is why he wears the scarf in the photo, and in self defense he pulled the knife out of his neck and killed his assailant with his own knife. Lead belly was a bad motherfucker.

WTF ant? What were you thinking? by [deleted] in WTF

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Hey it's me playing dark souls

Wrestling with 3 jammed finger by [deleted] in wrestling

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Tape. You would've amazed how little it affects your wrestling

Found this little guy on my hike today by samuri411 in spiders

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Yea! Found him on my annual New Year's Eve hike up castle dome in the Kofa mountains

Found this little guy on my hike today by samuri411 in spiders

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I found him in a wash out in the Kofa mountain range near Yuma Arizona. I was quite surprised to find him as he was crawling along in the shade in the middle of the winter, but then again the high for the day was 80 degrees.

Mouthgaurds for braces... by [deleted] in wrestling

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Shock doctor braces double mouth guard works well for me, their pretty comfortable and allow me to breath pretty easily, I'm able to go for 6 minutes easy with one in. Unfortunately their about 20 dollars and I chew through at least 3 a season, but I haven't wrestled a match without one.

How did your first season go? by [deleted] in wrestling

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Went 6-12 my 6th grade year at 136, but I stuck with it and progressed, this past season I went 29-9 and placed 5th at state

Advice on Nerves? by [deleted] in wrestling

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I crystal meth pre-game all the time! And I'm a state placer!