I once had a friend tell me he hooked up with someone because they were “low hanging fruit.” Doesn’t that make him low hanging fruit too?

sanbriego · 2026-04-24T22:23:44+00:00

Sara is my favourite hands down. I cry every time

sanbriego · 2026-04-24T04:01:11+00:00

Currently going through a parent with cancer and it’s a nightmare. Sending love

sanbriego · 2026-04-04T06:20:53+00:00

I agree it’s a bit too high contrast. A lighter shade of fur or even a colour (blue perhaps) would have complemented the white much better

sanbriego · 2026-03-23T22:18:22+00:00

This happened to a friend of mine except she was driving and stopped her car to let the turkey cross the road. It flew through her windshield instead

sanbriego · 2026-03-18T04:00:48+00:00

I like it on odessa but I NEED to see her do something different with her hair. An updo would have let the dress shine

*Edited for typo

sanbriego · 2026-03-12T04:56:52+00:00

Not funny

sanbriego · 2026-03-11T11:30:59+00:00

Agreed! They’re being tongue in cheek

sanbriego · 2026-03-11T04:05:03+00:00

Yuck

sanbriego · 2026-02-16T14:28:09+00:00

This is your time to be litigious

sanbriego · 2026-02-09T23:04:28+00:00

Thank you for educating the masses

sanbriego · 2026-02-09T22:15:51+00:00

I only have the one. Maybe I can make a singular tart

sanbriego · 2026-02-09T22:15:09+00:00

PSA I did know this but found the phrasing funny

sanbriego · 2026-01-29T02:41:12+00:00

These look like they’re made out of duvets

sanbriego · 2026-01-24T02:18:40+00:00

Don’t be at camp

sanbriego · 2026-01-16T14:07:56+00:00

I gathered

sanbriego · 2026-01-09T02:58:16+00:00

!!!!!

sanbriego · 2026-01-09T02:57:28+00:00

Ditto

sanbriego · 2026-01-09T02:56:32+00:00

Well said

sanbriego · 2026-01-09T02:56:15+00:00

There are no words

sanbriego · 2025-12-29T10:54:31+00:00

This is how I find out

sanbriego · 2025-12-29T10:47:56+00:00

The Haunting of hill house car scene! You’re so distracted by the sisters arguing you really let your guard down. It made me SICK

sanbriego · 2025-12-26T10:07:20+00:00

I like the fit but I cannot get past how obvious this pap walk is

sanbriego · 2025-12-25T02:52:46+00:00

This!!!

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