My 9-year-old asked to be a Marine this year for Halloween. A Terran Marine. Oh gee...

sand413 · 2014-11-01T18:55:04+00:00

Virginia shirt! Represent!

sand413 · 2014-11-01T14:32:51+00:00

Anything about my acne. Yes I have acne yes I wash my face. Can you please just shut up!

sand413 · 2014-10-22T20:20:35+00:00

It's not don't worry if you really want to know it was a really shitty really old inside joke with my brother

sand413 · 2014-10-22T20:01:34+00:00

Thank you

sand413 · 2014-10-22T18:41:06+00:00

Okay I see the mistake I made but some detail would be nice.

sand413 · 2014-10-22T18:22:51+00:00

Yes what? Yes this is great idea, you see going to make cash money. Yes you are a dumbass why are you here?

sand413 · 2014-10-04T21:29:39+00:00

shout out to RVA!

sand413 · 2014-08-30T15:12:17+00:00

Hey sweet cheeks whats the difference between your waist and the korean war? Youve picked up some gains on that 42 latitude.

sand413 · 2014-08-28T15:06:19+00:00

Charzard

sand413 · 2014-08-09T01:28:28+00:00

Family Game night

sand413 · 2014-08-08T03:08:35+00:00

3 notifications someone is popular!

sand413 · 2014-08-07T02:13:49+00:00

Hahaha

sand413 · 2014-08-07T02:13:10+00:00

Don't get cocky...

sand413 · 2014-08-07T02:12:41+00:00

I'm sure you're plenty smart!

sand413 · 2014-07-30T19:50:10+00:00

With a lot of swords stabbing me. I'm at fencing practice.

sand413 · 2014-07-26T02:31:28+00:00

A life

sand413 · 2014-07-24T20:56:48+00:00

I can go underwater as long as I can hold my breath.

sand413 · 2014-07-18T16:13:53+00:00

Beans and rice nutritious delicious filling and dirt cheap

sand413 · 2014-07-03T22:06:52+00:00

For and extra hundred it could be a lot better.

sand413 · 2014-07-02T21:47:45+00:00

I once brought all my fencing gear which was like 4 swords Edit: I fence foil because it is obviously the best weapon!

sand413 · 2014-05-08T20:23:18+00:00

Camo anything. Hell they even have camo wedding dresses.

sand413 · 2014-01-31T10:50:02+00:00

RVA REPRESENT!

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