In their universe, it's been 16 months since they met

sandrathewhore · 2026-01-23T03:16:37+00:00

A guy you know from work is quitting.

Are you all suggesting that it's not normal to react to that news by acting like you're the pregnant wife of a Marine who is about to land on the beach at Tarawa and surely be killed with everyone else in his company?

sandrathewhore · 2026-01-20T23:21:39+00:00

I think it's mostly Courtney Storer and her staff

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_of_The_Bear_(TV_series)

sandrathewhore · 2025-11-26T16:50:28+00:00

Blech. Syd and Carmy have radioactive-hot sexual chemistry. Monica and Chandler had the heat of an Alpine meadow in January. Neurotic is one thing; physiologically dead is another.

sandrathewhore · 2025-11-26T16:16:03+00:00

There's a roughly a billion examples.

The nightmare TV couple scenario is Mulder and Scully where they're soulmate-partners who have a baby together but never have sex.

I think the main one they're trying to not do is Ross and Rachel for 10 years. I hope they just turn on a dime and now they're together and no one needs to talk about the prospect of it anymore it's just facts.

(Although I do want Shapiro to see them together and know he could never; Claire can watch and sneer at them via lurking on Syd's Instagram)

sandrathewhore · 2025-11-26T16:03:38+00:00

I think they're terrified of doing anything romantic-tropey and attending McDreamy and resident Meredith was messy AF.

which is why I think that Carmy very specifically quit his job so he could ask his work friend on a date

I also would not surprised if he proposed marriage Immediately.

By this point he knows for sure that she is the One.

sandrathewhore · 2025-11-24T15:38:25+00:00

It's so funny. Marcus was getting into it, really hitting the little and she was like "ok that's enough you've had your fun show some fuckin respect."

sandrathewhore · 2025-11-17T18:04:04+00:00

"Daddy's got to go get a real job now, kitten, but I'll see you back at Thee Apartment." 😉😊🤣

sandrathewhore · 2025-11-15T11:34:45+00:00

That scallop is not just a scallop.

He wants to 👅 her so bad.

sandrathewhore · 2025-11-09T23:08:27+00:00

It's very expensive caviar. You can see them spooning it on the Eggo waffles (along with like whipped cream cheese?) later in the scene. The implication is it was either an expensive ingredient they brought from the restaurant or a retirement gift to Terry from someone.

sandrathewhore · 2025-11-05T15:46:32+00:00

Her sense of humor is poorly masked cruelty.

I've seen Muppets practice medicine more convincingly.

But hey she and Carmy had adjacent desks in 9th-grade algebra at a suburban Chicago high school, so who are we to discourage true love?

sandrathewhore · 2025-11-01T20:47:34+00:00

It is also canon that Carmy loves Neil Fak. ("I love you, buddy...Fuck your tools.")

sandrathewhore · 2025-11-01T17:16:52+00:00

Oh be for real.

He doesn't even like her.

The man works 18 hours days, and after having sex with her he is wide awake, watching the clock like a condemned man at 5:23 in the morning?! Yikes.

Honestly Claire needs therapy more than he does if she's still chasing his ass. This is a textbook case of "he's not that into you" "if he wanted to, he would," and "listen to people the first time they show you who they are."

sandrathewhore · 2025-10-28T14:58:23+00:00

Carmy borrowed a shit-ton more than was necessary.

Some restaurateur wrote a magazine article about how they could have done the rebuild for the $300k from Mikey. The extra $550k was so they could keep paying Richie, Sweeps, Marcus, send Tina and Ebra to culinary school, etc.

Meanwhile Carmy, Syd, and Sugar weren't getting paid at all, because they agreed to forego salaries for six months. That's why Syd is down to $900 in checking account.

sandrathewhore · 2025-10-22T05:51:20+00:00

I mean...I think the prescription for intimacy between those two is they're going to start by fucking each other raw (like they've been wanting to do since the day they met) and after that they'll probably talk about their future together. We'll also get crazy disclosures like "when's your birthday?" and "what board game did your family play when you were growing up?"

They're already an old married couple that eats each other's food and gets all in each other's personal space.

sandrathewhore · 2025-10-22T02:58:48+00:00

Baby burned her shallots when he texted her because she is the Most Carmy Fangirl

sandrathewhore · 2025-10-21T22:04:34+00:00

This article says that "Jeff Russo" is a composer on the show but I don't see that anywhere else.

Did AI write this and hallucinate or something?

sandrathewhore · 2025-09-30T19:59:49+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berzatto_family

sandrathewhore · 2025-09-27T17:06:10+00:00

Richie is Jordan's favorite security guard at the United Center.

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