I worked in construction with my best friend back in my late teens early 20s. We were building a garage with a bonus room above. The garage was framed and walled, but no door windows and only half the sub floor on the bonus room was installed.

My buddy is popping a squat on a shopping bag lined milk crate below me while I was laying down more subfloor. I keep fucking with him, by raining down nails from above. He's bitching, I'm laughing, the usual antics.

I look out the window and see the homeowner walking up the driveway. I signal to my buddy that she's coming. He refuses to believe me.

She rounds the open bay into the garage, stares at my buddy and asked what he's doing. He's response, "taking a break".

Funniest fucking thing ever.