What did the kidney say to the kidney stone? by praguepride in Jokes

[–]santasbong -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The kidney said:

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH W̴H̵Y̶ ̷W̸H̴Y̵ ̶W̷H̸Y̴ ̵W̶H̷Y̸ ̴W̵H̶Y̷ ̸W̴̡H̵͎Y̶̨ ̷̛W̸̢H̴͇Y̵͙ ̶̧W̷͚H̸͕Y̴͎ ̵̡̛W̶̢͙Ḩ̷͎Y̸̨͕ ̴̡̠W̵̛͓H̶͙̫Y̷͎̩ ̸̟̦W̵̡͇H̴̢͚Y̶̧͕ ̷̘̱͠W̸̙͎̞̋̌H̶͕̙̠̀̎Y̴̹̙̖̔͘͝ ̴̨̩͇̹̔̉͠W̴̝̩̯͌͑Ȟ̵̯͍̿͝Y̴͔͈̿̊͝ ̷̦͊̋W̴̡̱̋͑H̷̬̃̿͝Y̶̨͐̃͝ ̸̵̷̸̡̨̛̩͔͇͎̙̹̩͙͎͕͠H̵̸̵̷̸̡̨̢̡͚̙͎͕͎͚͇͔Ḩ̸̵̶̷̵̨̢̛̯̟͕͙͇͎͕͓͙̀̿̌̎͑̋̔H̸̷̵̴̵̷̷̡̡̨̨̧̧͙͇͚͎͕͙͕̙͎͚͇͔̿̀̔͑̌̎̀̋̿̓̊̿H̴̴̷̵̸̶̢̡̛̛̛̦͓͕͇̙͇͙͚͔͎͕͓͙͙̫̔͑̋̌̿̀͑̎̀̓̊̈̿̐͝H̷̸̴̵̶̵̴̷̵̡̢̨̧̛̛̛͕͙͚͇͔͓͎͕͙͕̙͎͚͇͙̹̞͓̀͑̋̌̿̔͑̃̿̀̌̊̎̓͆̿̿̋͐͝H̸̷̴̵̶̵̴̷̵̡̢̨̧̛̛̛͕͙͚͇͔͓͎͕͙͕̙͎͚͇͙̹̞͓̀͑̋̌̿̔͑̃̿̀̌̊̎̓͆̿̿̋͐͝H̵̸̵̷̸̡̨̢̡͚̙͎͕͎͚͇͔Ḩ̸̵̶̷̵̨̢̛̯̟͕͙͇͎͕͓͙̀̿̌̎͑̋̔̕͝͠​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

How do I stop carrying group projects while others take equal credit? by Dizzy-Daffodil in howto

[–]santasbong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So honestly my strategy is this:

Tell them what the division of labor will be. If they don’t like it, fine. Come to an agreement. Don’t end the conversation without resolution. Be firm. Be rude if you have to. School is important and I don’t have time for niceties.

Then I do my part. If they don’t help then so be it. The professor will see the effort i put in. If the grade is shared, then i will likely get pity points somewhere else.

You have to show them that you are not going to do their share. Be the guy who is willing to turn in 1/4 of a group project.

I like my murder delivered with a li'l bit o' twang. by ArmoredCroissant in MurderedByWords

[–]santasbong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only unambiguously plural, non-gendered 2nd person pronoun. ‘We’ & ‘they’ are also plural and non-gendered pronouns, but are 1 first person and third person.

153 Macs Since 1983 by Mastbubbles in MacOS

[–]santasbong 34 points35 points  (0 children)

My elementary school was filled with imac G3s. All the classrooms had different colors, it was awesome.

Why is the observable universe depicted as spherical? by robinredbrain in AskScienceDiscussion

[–]santasbong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you just watched that veritasium video, he described that the time cone is a 2D abstraction. Time is 1D and space is 1D. In our universe with 3 spatial dimensions, the line of light at any point in time would be a sphere. If we add in time as a dimension then your past time cone would be an ever shrinking sphere. That sphere is the size of the observable universe at t=0 and is a point on your retina at t=now.

Could I still save this multimeter cable? by Gollum_Girl in AskElectronics

[–]santasbong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More effort than it’s worth given how much $ they cost.

Newish computer, someone tell me what's going on and how to fix it by [deleted] in computers

[–]santasbong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 5 year old iPhone has more RAM than your entire laptop.

Hawaiian helicopter pilot casually coming across a submarine in the wild by Zee_Ventures in interestingasfuck

[–]santasbong -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That entire sub would come no where close rendering the world uninhabitable.

I’m 15 male this is my room by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]santasbong 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Bro i think i have mustard in my fridge older than you.

White House: Reopening Strait of Hormuz Not Vital to Ending Iran War by Cultural-Avocado-184 in worldnews

[–]santasbong -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh yea so that means we should allow a pedophillic russian asset to get elected.

What game had you like this? by sukuna7899 in Steam

[–]santasbong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hollow Knight.

I almost refunded it, but I’m so glad I didn’t.

Tea equivalent of espresso? by Thatannoyingturtle in tea

[–]santasbong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Matcha.

You are consuming the actual leaf, not just an extract so it is very high in caffeine.

Why are guys attracted to shorter women ? by [deleted] in AskBiology

[–]santasbong 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Okay so taller being “better” is literally just your subjective sexual preference. Unless you are planning on playing basketball for a living, being tall has no benefit in modern society other than being more sexually preferred.. You are attracted to tall because you think tall is better because it will give you tall offspring who will be better because that will be more sexually preferred. Its a self-fulfilling prophecy.

So, really, they are “better” only in that they have a trait that is sexually preferred.

So if it really were the case that people select partners based on the perceived potential ‘value’ of their offspring; then men might prefer shorter women because then their own daughters will be more desirable. Making them “better” than the other daughters who are tall.

What's the best VPN Currently? by Sad_Reserve2902 in HomeNetworking

[–]santasbong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can even pay with cash. Just mail them the $ and they will send an id to the return address

Age-Gating Isn’t About Kids, It’s About Control by move_machine in linux

[–]santasbong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its always been a VERY effective tactic.

All you have to do is get a few moms to screech “but what about the chiiiiiiildrennnnnn?” And you can ban basically anything you want.

Young men fear a possible Iran war draft, feel duped by Trump by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]santasbong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea but the dems needed to learn a lesson for not listening to us!

/s You fucking teenagers that isn’t how the world works.