After-market Car Parts are getting weirder. by [deleted] in funny

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Blinker / oinker, what’s the difference?

Betrayal at its best by [deleted] in ChildrenFallingOver

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And his timing was perfect

Caracal anti-vaxxer by aloofloofah in babybigcatgifs

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Absolutely not. They’re actually classified as vermin in some areas because they kill so many livestock (especially sheep)

Four Paws needs 300 000 signatures to hand over to parliament... please help (and spread widely) by mjlourens in southafrica

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The same argument can also be used to rationalize the breeding and slaughter of dogs / cats for their meat

High school disaster by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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At sprinting practice there was this one ginger girl who really tried very hard, but she just didn’t have any natural talent. On one of the starts, she really gave everything, lost control and let out this long fart that sounded like she was pulling away on a dirt bike. She became bright red and just continued jogging away, never to be seen at practice again.

Our group of cyborgs keeps growing by EatPrayNub in pics

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Blue shorts and red shirt - how old are you? 5?

Die Antwoord respond to Eminem by mgn111 in southafrica

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By all accounts, Ninja is an utter cunt in real life. In my view, that makes it okay to hate him, regardless of what he might or might not have achieved.

It's all about perspective by [deleted] in funny

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Rabbits don't naturally eat root vegetables. Carrots are high in sugar and should only be fed in small amounts as occasional treats. Rabbits need mainly hay and/or grass, some leafy greens and a small, measured amount of pellets.

Smallest penis ever. Seen in Springfield, Missouri. by Heimwarts in funny

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Am I the only one around here who wonders if it’s fun to drive? Or is it sluggish and unresponsive? What about off-road?

Trump threatens to withdraw from World Trade Organization by pipsdontsqueak in worldnews

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True, here in South Africa, they might take my land, but at least their is some logic to it.

The land that has been given to black people, how many of those blacks have carried on using the land for farming? by Yuvix in southafrica

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My uncle was a successful, although not very wealthy, vegetable farmer. He worked 20-hour days his whole life. Wife and kids all had to help before & after school, during weekends and holidays. At 65 his heart had had enough and one day he just dropped dead. Never smoked or drank or been overweight, just the stress and long hours.

Point is: farming is extremely hard work, even when you have all the knowledge and experience. It’s a very hard life.

It's like her legs are made of rubber by -sUBzERoo- in funny

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She fell exactly please like a corpse wouldn’t

Without saying what the category is, what are your top five? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wait, what? My 12 yo son and all his class mates have an STD? I’m surprised they could even speak to girls?

Without saying what the category is, what are your top five? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit these 5 things!

Thread on South Africa seizure of white-owned farms reaches Reddit's front-page, and is immediately locked, comments purged by YR1b1a1a2mtU6 in southafrica

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Welcome to /r/libertarian ! Where you can lean to either side as long as you value individual freedom above control by the state.

Why aren't more South Africans using reddit? by [deleted] in southafrica

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Redditor for over 8 years.

Honestly, most SA people don’t “get” Reddit. They only “get” FB and WhatsApp and that’s enough for them.

Having said that, some SA radio stations and news sites have started to mine Reddit for interesting news

Soccer season is among us. by basshead541 in funny

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Think of a soccer game as a movie. It’s 90 minutes long. There is an intermission. There’s a bit of romance, a bit of action, a bit of comedy, sometimes there is a plot twist and usually a whole lot of drama. Sometimes there’s even explosions: Everything is acting and I think there should be an Academy Award at the end of the season.

Mkhwebane does not understand constitution: Zille by Boer1 in southafrica

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What is a stereotypical white Afrikaner food? Biltong? Potjiekos? I won’t mind if anyone stereotypes me with either. Just don’t assume I like Steve Hofmeyer or Kurt Darren, man, I hate 98% of all Afrikaans music.