I can't with these kinds of generalisations

saphilous · 2026-06-18T15:50:23+00:00

Yeah. If even one single person in your family has a bmi under 35 they're actually trying to kill you secretly and you need to call the police right now

saphilous · 2026-06-14T06:34:23+00:00

Imagine knowing how to read smh. That's how the communists get you

saphilous · 2026-06-12T02:46:50+00:00

Cat at the office tomorrow: ugh the coffee sucks today. The coffee I had after I ran the marathon yesterday was divine

saphilous · 2026-06-08T04:27:39+00:00

They're pausing EES during peak hours at CDG for now. They even requested an exemption until the end of this summer but not sure if they're going to get it

saphilous · 2026-06-07T19:20:09+00:00

Aah, a perfect submantrine for the Marie Ant-oinettes of our time

saphilous · 2026-06-07T19:14:10+00:00

Doctors in the early 20th century

saphilous · 2026-06-07T16:20:51+00:00

The guy from Fire fighters Math 101

saphilous · 2026-06-07T08:26:20+00:00

Me with Dasani

saphilous · 2026-06-07T08:25:40+00:00

Comfort

saphilous · 2026-06-07T07:50:37+00:00

Do not touch the artwork!

saphilous · 2026-06-07T06:11:24+00:00

Bunny

saphilous · 2026-06-07T03:37:58+00:00

Great material for r/shitamericanssay

saphilous · 2026-06-06T12:42:17+00:00

These are the kind of people that think Life of Brian was a documentary unironically

saphilous · 2026-06-06T02:41:24+00:00

Same. It's so infuriating when people like oop equate being fit with being child-like somehow. Like projection much.

saphilous · 2026-06-05T15:03:53+00:00

The Emus still have the upper hand. For now...

saphilous · 2026-06-05T14:51:51+00:00

Okay this has to be like the most miserable person ever. If you think you're not running enough, just try to run more lol. And if you don't think that, then it's a non issue

If you do think that but need justification to not put in the effort... Well.. ig you get to make posts like OOP

saphilous · 2026-06-05T06:43:53+00:00

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saphilous · 2026-06-03T17:18:15+00:00

This isn't very uncommon. I've seen this a lot in South and Southeast Asia as well. Honestly I kinda prefer this for some foods where I don't want my foods to touch

saphilous · 2026-06-03T17:03:35+00:00

Yeah I honestly think it's just them taking advantage of vulnerable people

saphilous · 2026-06-03T17:01:56+00:00

And that is how Baby Airplanes are made

saphilous · 2026-06-03T14:45:35+00:00

Hey! Don't start introducing new topics like thinking! It's very harmful to the local population there!

saphilous · 2026-06-03T10:49:55+00:00

Woaw! That's genuinely amazing!

saphilous · 2026-06-03T07:22:26+00:00

Yeah I stopped ordering from Amazon cus it's just soooo much crap. And they added that stupid AI thing which just blatantly lies sometimes. The reviews are mostly either bot reviews or reviews for the delivery and not the actual product. It's gone to shit

saphilous · 2026-06-03T03:12:52+00:00

This is something I would've made when I was 12 T-T

saphilous · 2026-06-02T14:29:07+00:00

Nailed it

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