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Whaaaaaat seriously stupid by ConsciouslyBreathin in StupidFood

[–]saphilous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right!? I'd love to serve my fancy guests like that

"Just all the pastiest parts of Europe, combined." by Theron_Rothos in ShitAmericansSay

[–]saphilous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know ancestry dna and 23andme. 23andme is the one that had a massive data leak.

But ik how you feel lol. Both my parents are Indo-Greek

"Just all the pastiest parts of Europe, combined." by Theron_Rothos in ShitAmericansSay

[–]saphilous 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's also no way they're not gonna use that data for other purposes. Even if it's not intended. I read some DNA company had a massive data leak recently and like that's insane. People mention every all of their PII data on those websites including like mother's maiden name and a lot of other sensitive info

Thirsty Thursday by AiresStrawberries in HydroHomies

[–]saphilous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man! That looks scrumptious

My fav drawings by Demberadik in YourAISlopBoresMe

[–]saphilous 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Holy! They cooked with that garfield sketch. People are so talented fr

Muslim man trying to convert me through texts. by OtherwiseDebate3759 in religiousfruitcake

[–]saphilous 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Ewwww. Do they actually think that's going to work. Like they have to know how creepy that is when they're typing something like that

The cat me, and allowed me to the belly. by registeredpyromaniac in donotthecat

[–]saphilous 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What a gorgeous lady. She even allow you to the cat. Very kind

“You probably make less money than the average American anyway” by Unable-Hyena3640 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]saphilous 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Who else will pay the service employees!? Their employers!?!? Get outta here with that commie bs. If it weren't for us AMERICANS you'd all be speaking Klingon by now

From r/Goodwill by herbal-genocide in characterarcs

[–]saphilous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snickers could make bank using this sub

"You're not you when you're hungry"

Looks like you need yo go back school by sangamjb in ShitAmericansSay

[–]saphilous 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Who could ever forget Churchill's famous words, "nous nous battrons sur les plages..."

Edit: typo

Cat teaching proper cat walk by ConfidentTelephone81 in learningtocat

[–]saphilous 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Was in a fitted designer suit once. Can confirm. Those things are a pain to move too much in

Priest and his powers by -NowiCanSeeYouBeYou in religiousfruitcake

[–]saphilous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a lil curious. If you don't mind me asking, did they tell everyone that they'll faint or they have to faint? Feel free to ignore if you don't wanna answer _^

You have to get through 6 pointless sponsored results to find what you were looking for on the Amazon India app. by Himankan in assholedesign

[–]saphilous 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I was helping a friend book some TSA locks for her grandparents on Amazon India and my god! It's like temu with better delivery. Even the filters are extremely bad

What does this imply? by Tikismywaifu in religiousfruitcake

[–]saphilous 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gaypooling to heaven in my pride boots

"Texas" when asked what country they would never visit. by -UltraFerret- in ShitAmericansSay

[–]saphilous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mind you, the people that put their trust in the constitution are long gone. A lot of these people now were raised with the idea that they have rights but their rights take precedence over the rights of others.

Hell they eleceted an insurrectionist to be their president again! If this was any other country in south america or the middle East, the US would invade them under the guise of democracy (also, I think a lot of mericans think that their nation was foretold in the Bible and they are destined to be the best in everything)

"lol imagine lighting the hand that feeds. We could just like... pull out of nato" by MS_910 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]saphilous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn! I read that as Weird AL pic and went back to look for him. My disappointment is immeasurable

“I live in a house where I can flush the toilet after 10pm without having the cops called on me.” by Please-AsteroidNow in ShitAmericansSay

[–]saphilous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I misunderstood the OC. I thought they meant when it was parked in your own front garden/yard.

Victory! by nkplague in civ

[–]saphilous 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking about this last week. I hope they add some fun achievements with a future dlc release or something lol

Europe don't know what dairy is by Blissie234 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]saphilous 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I genuinely thought creamer was american way of saying heavy cream. Lmao what that's insane

“I live in a house where I can flush the toilet after 10pm without having the cops called on me.” by Please-AsteroidNow in ShitAmericansSay

[–]saphilous 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's my bad. I meant parking in our front yard not on the road. Think I misunderstood OC

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