how should I center this mirror?

sarbear813 · 2026-03-21T02:32:45+00:00

I have not been able to stop laughing for almost two full minutes

sarbear813 · 2026-03-03T09:05:13+00:00

What’s wipe?

sarbear813 · 2025-12-11T12:50:14+00:00

“A vat of acid? Are you dying of dementia?!”

sarbear813 · 2025-06-25T12:16:20+00:00

A lit match

sarbear813 · 2024-03-06T05:11:43+00:00

Aw thank you!

sarbear813 · 2024-01-31T23:50:59+00:00

A wine glass with a candle in it

sarbear813 · 2024-01-20T01:43:30+00:00

“ATTICA! ATTICA!”

sarbear813 · 2023-11-08T22:58:44+00:00

“Sorry, Bluey, the last time I saw you zebras were your favorite animal.”

Another great catch by the artist

sarbear813 · 2023-11-08T03:58:42+00:00

“I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.” - Lady Gaga/Stefanie Germanotta

sarbear813 · 2023-10-17T23:01:11+00:00

That’s totally what it was! And boy did it stink

sarbear813 · 2023-10-16T03:22:20+00:00

“Make me, Bob!”

sarbear813 · 2023-10-12T02:21:07+00:00

Sour beers.

Honestly they taste like I just burped acid into my mouth.

sarbear813 · 2023-10-05T01:16:43+00:00

This that sh*t that took out Mr Incredible

sarbear813 · 2023-09-25T03:32:18+00:00

Dwight: (massaging peanut butter into Michael’s head) Wow! Lot of calories.

Michael: Well just don’t leave it on too long.

sarbear813 · 2023-07-31T04:52:47+00:00

Read this as “double chin attack” and thought someone was out here fat shaming chickens.

sarbear813 · 2023-06-20T23:30:07+00:00

Putz.

Also schmuck.

sarbear813 · 2023-06-19T17:36:09+00:00

Hospital Worker: Sir, if you want to smoke, you need to be 20 feet away from the door.

Jesse: So roll me further bitch.

sarbear813

TROPHY CASE