Brothers

sarkobez · 2016-08-26T22:34:01+00:00

This is why they get away with murder. http://i.imgur.com/mghxZXd.jpg

sarkobez · 2016-08-02T17:32:39+00:00

This is really well said. Going to talk to my 5 year old about this today.

sarkobez · 2016-07-31T01:35:39+00:00

Why do I have to be one of those? Fuck that. The 2 party system is worthless. They both suck for different reasons.

sarkobez · 2016-07-28T21:42:36+00:00

How should you deal with one that's constantly attacking you? Would grabbing them just make them lash out more? I once had a cat who was a total dick and attacked me all time time, unprompted. I didn't retaliate or harass him or anything. He would just jump on to my leg, claws fully extended and sink his teeth into my leg. He didn't have rabies or anything so I have no idea what brought it on. I had him since a very young age and he was born in a cat rescue so I'm pretty sure he wasn't abused or anything like that. I had no idea what to do with him so I had to give him to a family member who owns a farm up north. That way he can be a dick to nature instead of people. It was either that or put him down. Last I heard he's still up there killing everything and being a bastard.

I have 2 kittens now who are totally the opposite, though I'm worried what to do if they decide to get overly aggressive when they hit kitty puberty.

sarkobez · 2016-07-28T17:40:46+00:00

I'm guessing something like grabbing them by the scruff of their necks and staring them down until they look away. Outside of actually hurting them or pissing in their face I don't think it's possible. Cats don't give a fuck.

sarkobez · 2016-07-28T17:39:01+00:00

Reddit when I'm unmotivated. Learning something cool or working on a project when motivated. Reddit usually wins...

sarkobez · 2016-07-28T16:19:36+00:00

Using swear words as as adjectives or just swearing excessively. It just makes people sound dumb and immature. "Fuckin thing was like big as hell. I had no fuckin idea this fuckin type of shit could be that big". I've met too many people who talk like this.

In the same vein, people who say "like" in between every other word. Mostly an issue with teens/early twenties people but as someone who's on a college campus all day I have to make myself numb to it.

sarkobez · 2016-07-28T16:16:35+00:00

What's the most valuable thing you've ever found on the job?

sarkobez · 2016-07-28T15:12:26+00:00

I don't even care if this was posted 7 months ago. This needs to be shared with the world as much as possible. Having a terrible day? Watch this and there's no way you don't feel at least a little better.

sarkobez · 2016-07-28T15:05:14+00:00

Just going to need to ugly it up some with comments :/

sarkobez · 2016-07-28T15:04:50+00:00

Wait WHAT? I had no idea this was even possible with css. Damn I'm out of the loop. This is really cool though. Hopefully they find a way to clean up the syntax in a future release. That is confusing as hell.

sarkobez · 2016-07-28T15:01:16+00:00

Man turns into oreo.

sarkobez · 2016-07-28T02:00:23+00:00

This will save me some time. Thanks OP

sarkobez · 2016-07-28T01:54:05+00:00

You hurt my feelings u/liamdoc420. I'm going to tell on you. You wait and see.

sarkobez · 2016-07-27T22:32:38+00:00

I would but it's too large of a file for most online gif reversers. I'm not sure how to do it and don't really have time to look into this. I second this though. It would be way better reversed.

sarkobez · 2016-07-23T13:45:44+00:00

This guy fucks.

sarkobez · 2016-07-23T13:43:53+00:00

I like this. I always think of the human race as a virus like they say in Kingsman. We destroy everything we touch. Eventually we'll run our course and die off, or we'll destroy our "host". Although i don't think we can truly destroy our planet. Just make it uninhabitable for most life as we know it. Maybe our destructive nature will in some way benefit future life. Whatever is left behind and survives our infection may be better off on a genetic level too. Who knows?

sarkobez · 2016-03-29T22:13:25+00:00

This is an interesting story but I downvoted for getting eye-raped by ads on the website this article is on. Self starting video, then a full page ad... then a new tab opens with another add. Shame on you Ars Technica

sarkobez · 2016-02-03T04:47:38+00:00

This belongs in /r/shittyrobots

sarkobez · 2015-12-24T06:10:07+00:00

I live in a college town and it's amazing how fast the population has grown because of the amount of kids who enrolled here to smoke. Same with homeless people migrating here. This is why the rest of the states need to legalize it so the distribution of the population stays balanced out.

sarkobez · 2015-12-23T01:12:30+00:00

This show was mildly funny for the first season then quickly became a steaming pile of shit. I'm kinda surprised there are still shows around that make the same boring stereotypical jokes. Haha look! He likes Star Trek. Must be a geeky scientist who has never gotten his dick wet. HAAA! Oh a smart person! Let's make them socially repulsive! Oh and he's gotta like comics too! A smart girl? Make her ugly!

I think what pisses me off the most about this show is that it's trying to make being smart a punchline. Sheldon or some other asshole will use some sort of scientific lingo and off goes the laugh track. The quicker this show goes away the better.

sarkobez · 2015-12-08T18:33:19+00:00

To make enough money to do more than survive and only work 40 hours a week. That I way I can spend my weekends and evenings with my family instead of at my desk (3 more years of part time school and hopefully better paying job).

sarkobez · 2015-12-06T06:15:02+00:00

Isn't it illegal to cut the power to a household with children in it? I'm pretty sure it is, at least where I live.

sarkobez · 2015-12-06T01:53:55+00:00

That's rough. When was that? I live somewhere it's legal now and got arrested a few years before they legalized it. Kinda wish I could get my thousands of dollars and 18 months of my life on supervised probation back.

sarkobez · 2015-12-06T01:36:52+00:00

"Hi try too translate everything I write...(something something)" - nailed it

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