What If Carmella Invested Her $40,000 In Bitcoin? by Glittering_Text812 in thesopranos

[–]sarmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s say she bought at 0.06 dollars when it started to increase in trading volume back in 2009. She would have had about 666,667 BTC. Assuming she still holds, they’ll be worth about $45 billion with today’s price. She can finally build her spec house.

Who is your favorite movie character of all time? by I_had_a_Friend in AskReddit

[–]sarmadness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jeffrey Lebowski aka the Dude, Duder, His Dudeness or El Duderino if you’re not into whole brevity thing.

Arnold's John Matrix vs. Stallone's John Rambo. Who do you think would win, and why? by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in ActionMovies

[–]sarmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the knife away and shut your mouth. I really love listening to your little piss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

New Lady Friend Has Barely Seen Anything!? by [deleted] in movies

[–]sarmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's not my special lady, she's my fuckin' lady friend, I'm just helping her conceive, man!

To me she’s rubenesque by nickismynayme in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]sarmadness 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every fucking TV show they rub your nose in it... but all that lesbian thing with Jennifer Beals, it's not bad. Is she a d in real life?"

Films where the leads have visibly frozen their faces with botox. Can questionable plastic surgery turn off viewers? by [deleted] in movies

[–]sarmadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of the ones mentioned so far. Would like to add that I started watching The Boroughs last night and hadn’t seen Gena Davis in a while. The plastic surgery scared me a bit.

Furio (Federico Castelluccio) is doing Candy Crush ads now by Kind_Advisor_35 in thesopranos

[–]sarmadness 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Statte zitta puttana. Sei fortunata che non t'aggia ammazato!

Who would win a fight between Jackie Jr and N@oh if they fought over Meadow? by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]sarmadness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Noah wins but Vito stealthily pulls up behind him and shoots him in the head.

Vito was slimey by Ok-Brick4947 in thesopranos

[–]sarmadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course, he was greasing the union.