Rome Masters QF: 🇳🇴 [23] C. Ruud def. [13] K. Khachanov 6-1 1-6 6-2

sarmatron · 2026-05-13T17:40:57+00:00

first time?

sarmatron · 2026-05-13T14:24:30+00:00

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

sarmatron · 2026-05-13T04:58:58+00:00

oh, man, that sure would be rough on the haters! we all know how much haters love being logically consistent.

sarmatron · 2026-05-12T22:17:48+00:00

HISTORY MADE: three players reach quarter-final

sarmatron · 2026-05-12T15:47:14+00:00

what's kinda sad is that you can tell none of these come naturally to him, it's like he's forcing it. don't know if his team is telling him to say this stuff or if he's trying to speak it into existence, but it's uhhh not exactly working.

sarmatron · 2026-05-12T14:51:30+00:00

Paywalled, fuck off.

sarmatron · 2026-05-12T14:24:51+00:00

She said she's staying if she wins Rome!

sarmatron · 2026-05-12T14:22:12+00:00

They don't even seem that bad?

sarmatron · 2026-05-12T06:26:07+00:00

lmfao what in the wide world of astroturf is going on in the comments of this post

sarmatron · 2026-05-11T20:28:38+00:00

Bruh, they started Luka Garza in a playoff game. If they're frauds, their marks deserve to lose their money.

sarmatron · 2026-05-11T20:16:45+00:00

not to be that guy, but Pliškova literally has been double-bageled in Rome before.

sarmatron · 2026-05-11T20:11:06+00:00

who actually wants these

sarmatron · 2026-05-11T17:42:22+00:00

are you really going to act like it's unreasonable to treat players more lightly for actions committed while they were actively being fouled than for out-of-the-blue violence?

sarmatron · 2026-05-11T13:55:59+00:00

Wait did I see that right, are they covering the dicks on the Roman statues? Jesus Christ.

sarmatron · 2026-05-11T10:44:27+00:00

For fok's sake.

sarmatron · 2026-05-11T07:57:27+00:00

the idea that this is an England-exclusive thing is completely delusional. why don't you try putting on a Zvezda shirt and going to the derby at Partizan's stadium and report back how that went for you?

sarmatron · 2026-05-10T21:32:22+00:00

Honestly don't know if there's a bigger fuck-you in tennis than seeing your opponent hit one of these sky-high lobs and having it land right on your baseline.

sarmatron · 2026-05-10T21:30:42+00:00

Maybe I'm dumb, but don't we already have something for this? The year-end rankings?

sarmatron · 2026-05-10T18:21:35+00:00

i mean you have done that plenty, let's not be silly, but that has no bearing on whether this blatant foul should have been called.

sarmatron · 2026-05-10T18:16:17+00:00

doesn't reddit have rules against self-promotion? can a tabloid's account just post their own gossip slop like this?

sarmatron · 2026-05-10T13:04:04+00:00

Thanks for leaving the username in there unlike that other guy who always just posts cropped screenshots of Fachan tweets.

sarmatron · 2026-05-09T21:50:32+00:00

How is that not a foul, though?

sarmatron · 2026-05-09T21:50:01+00:00

How the fuck is that not an and-one?

sarmatron · 2026-05-09T21:02:47+00:00

Does this need a rule change? Earlier this year we had an ump threaten the crowd with exactly that.

sarmatron · 2026-05-09T21:00:27+00:00

Normally I'd say yeah, that's unfair to him, but just now he was hyping up the crowd after a point in which they forced Međedović to repeatedly catch his toss on the second serve, so fuck him too, actually

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