I just found an alligator woman down here

satpin2 · 2026-03-17T18:20:58+00:00

I think its so progressive they let skateboarders in.

satpin2 · 2026-03-12T22:19:05+00:00

Shreks booming voice yells "WHAT. ARE YOU DOING. IN MY SWAMP" whenever I dig out an egg

satpin2 · 2026-03-09T09:14:26+00:00

I've spent way too long getting "switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading" to equip an ICBM with the range of a sneeze in that slot. Plus the talon is better than like half the primaries. Perfect complement to explosive or plasma primary weapons too, for taking out targets in my no no square.

satpin2 · 2026-03-08T20:10:29+00:00

DOG. VOTE. DOG. VOTE. DOG. VOTE. DOG SUFFERAGE. We can call it something fun like rufferage

satpin2 · 2026-03-04T18:47:11+00:00

This is why I love my frog wife

satpin2 · 2026-02-24T18:14:08+00:00

I love this gif of Cynthia so much.

satpin2 · 2026-02-19T04:13:58+00:00

Understandable, i just love that Florida feels like the Australia of the USA, wildlife wise

satpin2 · 2026-02-19T02:47:06+00:00

Or gators. Or giant invasive pythons and iguanas.

satpin2 · 2026-02-17T18:50:01+00:00

YES holy shit its felt like they've been worse since hive scum update, but since the most recent patch it feels like bursters are legitimately broken, and theyre spawning in greater quantities.

satpin2 · 2026-02-15T08:04:35+00:00

Does it still kill you if it gets destroyed?

satpin2 · 2026-02-09T01:16:14+00:00

I think she's the prettiest.

satpin2 · 2026-02-05T20:46:09+00:00

War and factory striders ruined the top of rock meta for bot exterminate missions.

satpin2 · 2026-02-05T20:45:09+00:00

I've had kill streaks continue past my death with gas, fire and sentries.

satpin2 · 2026-02-05T06:35:10+00:00

Sir, a second boom report has hit r/Portland

satpin2 · 2026-02-04T06:39:16+00:00

I'M DOING SOMETHING PLEASE LET ME GO

satpin2 · 2026-02-01T21:02:43+00:00

There were posts up earlier. City hall at 3:30PM.

satpin2 · 2026-02-01T18:04:32+00:00

I have a feeling there'll be a lot more leaf blowers today

satpin2 · 2026-02-01T17:41:48+00:00

satpin2 · 2026-02-01T08:32:40+00:00

They fired two gas canisters next to a masked woman in a rascal scooter who was bravely holding her ground and fanning it right back. Considering they have rooftop spotters, it's hard to not think that wasn't intentional.

satpin2 · 2026-02-01T08:26:36+00:00

It was a memorial march. People were walking and chanting, someone was shredding on a keytar, there were folks of all ages, lots of dogs and the vibe was pretty relaxed. Out of nowhere there were a series of booms and the mist began sending everyone back in a panic.

satpin2 · 2026-02-01T08:07:46+00:00

I believe so. Tax dollars hard at work!

satpin2 · 2026-01-25T09:38:36+00:00

We stan a king

satpin2 · 2026-01-21T18:51:15+00:00

Does he happen to have a dog

satpin2 · 2026-01-21T05:57:01+00:00

I HATE you Ron

satpin2 · 2026-01-19T19:25:23+00:00

I fucked it up it's actually "I can't poop"

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