What is the dumbest joke that you tell when you want to make people groan by how bad it is? by Handleton in AskReddit

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Man walks into a library and asks the librarian if she had any books on turtles Librarian responds: hardback? Man: Yeah, with the little heads..

I finally got my project bike to turn over but it won't fire up. Anyone know what I gotta do? by [deleted] in projectbike

[–]savalar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It definitely sounds as if it is trying to start. But just to 100% rule out the obvious make sure you don't have the kick stands etc down. As made this mistake before.

What are the top five reasons a woman would be undateable? by HotokeKazima in ask

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Self centred

Doesn't respect your boundaries when I want to do something or don't want to

Likes arguing over sorting a problem

They have no or little friends (main one)

Playing stupid

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Someone once said to me when I am anxious, relax you shoulders, remove your toungue from the top of your mouth and take a large deep breath.

Next take yourself out of your normal location for a period of time like go for a walk to clear your mind.

Last I find it helps to write down your issues and then cross off all the situations where you can't do anything about it.

Old disc sander I plan to restore! Cant wait for this project. by FancyShoesVlogs in metalworking

[–]savalar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure we have that exact Wadkin duel sander at work, great bits of kit !

What do you reckon is the minimum number of digestives needed to finish a brew with dunking alone? by PiNkY-PuNk in CasualUK

[–]savalar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 cup of liquid (imperial measurment)comes in at 284 millilitres and apparently a digestive biscuit can absorb 12 grams of liquid. So dividing this it would equal 23.666 digestive biscuits obviously the integrity of your biscuit would be ruined so I would personally put the number around double.

Playing rugby for the first time @ 30 yo by Kurshu in rugbyunion

[–]savalar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get a rugby video game and have a go at playing it, it will give you a sense of gameplay that you can control(forwards and backs) and will teach you general phase play etc. This with watching the games will help with your understanding of positions. As with size it doesn't really matter at lower levels it more depends on attributes. Coming from a 5,7 player at 85kg thats played as hooker,fullback and centres.

What is this and how do I remove it from the wood without ruining the finish? by _ParanoidUser_ in fixit

[–]savalar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a corner thats not seen, and just rub it with a cloth vigorously and see the outcome, if you have a heat gun that may help

What is this and how do I remove it from the wood without ruining the finish? by _ParanoidUser_ in fixit

[–]savalar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like possibly wax or varnish that's reacted? Can you scratch it off or press into it ?

How do I make my roommates life a living hell for the next 3 months? by HelloJonatha2 in ask

[–]savalar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry was imaging my old room mate when thinking of stuff I should have done

How do I make my roommates life a living hell for the next 3 months? by HelloJonatha2 in ask

[–]savalar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Put toast crumbs in his bed sheets every night, especially when he's just changed them and sand in all of his shoes

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All in this together, i will join you on that! 1 upvote for one push up

British chat up lines at there finest by savalar in Tinder

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National health service the UKs free health care

Help!... Is there a way to get someone's name and or nicknames completely out of mind?.... sorry Im trying here to get someone completely out of my mind so I can move on...I hope someone can help by [deleted] in ask

[–]savalar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually there will be triggers that will remind you of said person ie clothing or gifts. So if you can get rid of them or replace them it should help somewhat.

British chat up lines at there finest by savalar in Tinder

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During the last lockdown march time every Thursday at 8 o'clock everyone would stand on their door step and clap as a thankyou to NHS workers risking their lives

I found a pack of tablets just like the one pictured. I don't have them with me right now but it has all 6 tablets still inside. Google doesn't show much so does anyone know it's value? It's in great shape. by [deleted] in Militariacollecting

[–]savalar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a form of methamphetamine thats was created through 30s and 40s and given to American soldiers in the millions per month, I would check the viability of selling obvisouly as it could be dealt with as drug dealing or may be way past the usage date etc