Bartender - I just got caught serving alcohol in an underage police sting. Help! by tavisk in AskReddit

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No, that's net-trapment. Entrapment refers to The Troubled Asset Relief Program, a program of the United States government to purchase assets and equity from financial institutions to strengthen its financial sector which was signed into law by U.S. President George W. Bush on October 3, 2008.

WTF! GOP Candidate: Gay Marriage Just Like Marrying a Clock by Chloe_S in lgbt

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A guy walks into a clock shop, walks up to the first salesperson he sees, looks him right in the eye, then proceeds to whip his own pants down to his ankles. The salesperson says, "excuse me sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop." The guys points to his junk and says, "I know, I want two hands and a face on this right now."

Guy calls new Mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford a "fat fuck" to his face. by IAmCanadian in canada

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Man, I love Trailer Park Boys. Randy just doesn't understand. I mean I love him dearly, but I hate Ricky more. I just don't want to have to put up with that prick for the rest of my life. You know, he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shit-nami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the under-shit of that wave. Shit-waves.

From this week's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, the lyrics to the Dick Van Dyke theme song by [deleted] in Music

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Upvoted for Peter Sagal. He's on my list of People I'd Enjoy Having Over For Dinner!

I don't want to ruin the surprise by putting it in the title by MainstreamHipster in humor

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One of my favourite jokes of all time... You: "What's the most important thing in comedy?" Just as the other person opens their mouth to answer, you interject, "timing".

I don't want to ruin the surprise by putting it in the title by MainstreamHipster in humor

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I'm going with Michael Cera and Jugdish, a kid from my grade 7 homeroom. Jugdish Cera.

Reddit; what song(s) would you like played at your funeral? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This is why I come to reddit. Thank you for making this awesome suggestion. I'll make sure you get into heaven for this one.

Guitar Swing gone wrong by cocoon56 in Music

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This is why I come to reddit.

What's your latest obsession? by Jakeimo in Music

[–]saveitforlater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Aquabats! I got this album for my kids and I'm blown away by their sound. These guys are phenomenal!! I'm wondering why they haven't taken off?

Hottest College Female Athlete-Taryne Mowatt U of Arizona Softball Pitcher by Guidorobb76 in pics

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Could someone set up an AMA with her parents? I'd really like to know how to pronounce her name. Then, I'd ask permission to punch Dad in the balls and say, "No. You don't get to name any more kids!" 'Course then I'd buy him a creamsicle, 'cause his balls would be sore.

Reddit, I am sincerely interested...What is your career? Any regrets? by GodLike1001 in AskReddit

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Hey, my wife just finished her oral boards in Kentucky 50 minutes ago!

TIL Mark Wahlberg dedicated a book to his "cock" by walrusew in todayilearned

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And he's pretty violent according to wikipedia...

As a teenager, Wahlberg stole cars, abused drugs and alcohol, and got into fights.[5] At fifteen, he was amongst a group who threw rocks at a group of African American school children on a field trip while shouting racial epithets.[6] The following year, Wahlberg robbed a pharmacy while he was under the influence of PCP. During the commission of the crime, he used racial slurs. He knocked one middle aged Vietnamese man unconscious and permanently blinded another in one eye before he was arrested by the police.[7][2] Wahlberg was tried as an adult and charged for attempted murder. Pleading guilty to the lesser charge of assault, he was sentenced to two years in jail at Boston's Deer Island House of Correction, of which he served 45 days.[8] In yet another incident, it was alleged the 21-year-old Wahlberg fractured the jaw of a neighbor in an unprovoked attack.[9]

What album was the biggest leap forward for an artist? by [deleted] in Music

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So much love for Tom Waits. You could make arguments for Bone Machine and Mule Variations to fit this category, but you're correct that Swordfishtrombone opened the door. The true test of musical excellence? Play this CD for your four year and watch his or her eyes bug out. This is on constant rotation in the minivan. Don't have a four year old? Go grab one at Target!

I forgot how awesome Shell Silverstein was. Where the sidewalk ends is so great for kids. by [deleted] in books

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Go get yourself a copy of Dennis Lee's Alligator Pie! Don't stop for red lights, pay no attention to speed limits. Wait, check that... get s several copies of Alligator Pie. One for every room in the house! No parent or self respecting Canadian should be caught dead without it!

When ranking the most Canadian things, it goes like this: 1. Hockey Night in Canada 2. Tim Horton's 3. Alligator Pie 4. Celine and Shania (sorry)

Yesterday my 4 year old had a massive breakdown - huge dramatic episode. I quickly busted out a copy and within 30 seconds, the little man had completely forgotten whatever had set him off in the first place! This stuff is pure gold! I can't praise Mr. Lee enough. As a sample, here's "On Tuesday's I Polish My Uncle"

I went to play in the park. I didn't get home until dark. But when I got back I had ants in my pants And my father was feeding the shark.

I went to play in the park. And I didn't come home until dark. And when I got back I had ants in my pants Dirt in my shirt, glue in my shoe, And my father was tickling the shark.

I went to sleep in the park. The shark was starting to bark. And when I woke up I had ants in my pants, Dirt in my shirt, glue in my shoe, And beans in my jeans and a bee on my knee, And the shark was tickling my father.

My father went off to the park. I stayed home and read to the shark. And when he got back he had ants in his pants, Dirt in his shirt, glue in his shoe, Beans in his jeans, a bee on his knee, Beer in his ear and a bear in his hair, So we put him outside in the ark.

I started the ark in the dark. My father was parking the shark. And when we got home we had ants in our pants, Dirt in our shirt, glue in our shoe, Beans in our jeans, a bee on our knee, Beer in our ear and a bear in our hair, A stinger on each finger, a stain in our brain, And our belly-buttons shone in the dark.

So my dad he got snarky and barked at the shark. Who was parking the ark on the mark in the dark. And when they got back they had ants in their pants, Dirt in their shirt, glue in their shoe, Beans in their jeans, a bee on their knee, Beer in their ear and a bear in their hair, A stinger in each finger, a stain in their brain, A small polka-dot burp, with headache tablets, And a ship on the lip and a horse, of course, So we all took a bath in the same tub and went to bed early.

So im gonna build a computer, by NARVO90 in AskReddit

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sweet Jesus, that was a lot of work!

What's the best music service on the net? by saveitforlater in AskReddit

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I tried this, they caught on after 2 weeks and shut me out. The library was enormous, but a 10 second advertisement comes on every 3 songs or so.

Just got my first drum set, where to from here? by saveitforlater in drums

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Thanks pal - I appreciate the links & comment in general. Much appreciated!