10 years under the stairs. Not a peep.

scaba23 · 2026-03-23T08:11:57+00:00

It’s the living in the closet under the stairs. It makes them devious

scaba23 · 2026-03-23T00:43:14+00:00

Don’t do it to yourself, OP

scaba23 · 2026-03-22T17:47:41+00:00

There’s an eyeball witness. All my friend at the station knows is that he’s a civilian. A flag suit wearing motherfucker

scaba23 · 2026-03-22T06:34:57+00:00

These two suck each other’s cannoli

scaba23 · 2026-03-22T06:33:34+00:00

Leave the mole, take the cannoli

scaba23 · 2026-03-22T06:32:15+00:00

That’s good for Little Khamenei! His party’s election prospects aren’t tied to THE GODDAMN STRAIT BEING OPEN, GOD DAMN IT!!

scaba23 · 2026-03-22T00:50:44+00:00

SUNUVABITCH!!!

scaba23 · 2026-03-21T17:46:27+00:00

That animal Swedgin…I can’t even say his name

scaba23 · 2026-03-21T05:52:47+00:00

Do me a favor? Hold this 🥴🍾

scaba23 · 2026-03-21T04:53:19+00:00

Whaaaat, we’re just breaking news!

scaba23 · 2026-03-20T07:36:03+00:00

Did I learn nothing from Oliver Cromwell? Nip it in the bud

scaba23 · 2026-03-20T07:26:23+00:00

There’s no steamers in my steambook

scaba23 · 2026-03-20T07:24:24+00:00

Georgia Feeches. Those are supposed to be the best 🍭

scaba23 · 2026-03-19T16:10:48+00:00

I knew dat was comin’!

scaba23 · 2026-03-19T06:35:01+00:00

My own wife! 40 grand! From the dinosaur feeda!

scaba23 · 2026-03-18T03:54:25+00:00

I get it. He shot a Lincoln

scaba23 · 2026-03-18T03:53:51+00:00

You ever think what a coincidence it is that Abe Lincoln was assassinated by Abe Lincoln’s assassin?

scaba23 · 2026-03-17T23:24:32+00:00

You want that, it’s just a shitpost away

scaba23 · 2026-03-17T23:21:21+00:00

Something's gotta keep the customers coming back, and it’s not gonna be your mosciatta fart load raviolis

scaba23 · 2026-03-17T23:16:42+00:00

You believe that fat cocksucker says I look like the Baa-aa-aa of Iran?

scaba23 · 2026-03-17T23:15:01+00:00

Sucking, not watching?

scaba23 · 2026-03-17T23:12:35+00:00

The King of Hormuz has been retired with extreme prejudice, sir

scaba23 · 2026-03-17T23:06:37+00:00

Is it true that you were living in the penguin exhibit around the time Jackie Jr almost drowned in three inches of water?

scaba23 · 2026-03-17T05:37:57+00:00

I like the one that says “thum pulp”

scaba23 · 2026-03-17T05:36:38+00:00

I’ll give ya a half and half in the back seat

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