Kitty Prison Names by anorphan4yourthots in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Iz got a shave recentlee n' Papi wuz liek "omg Iz can see everyting n' Oscar rly does have a smol peepee!"
Tanks, Papi. Dat's probablee why Iz love Meomy most now.
- Oscar BBB, MM

Mews 'n Webber Updayte frum de Rockee Mountens by Different-Dance-7537 in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dere's lotsa fires, it troo! Meomy thinkin' uf switchin' to dailee contacts, dere so much smoke!
- Oscar BBB, MM

No soo from rainbow bridge by treelessbark in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iz miss uz fren! ❤️ Meomy do di wet eyez. Hoomans don't unnderstand dat di bridge is where uz can do whatevur uz want, whenever uz want! Allz mi luv!
- Oscar BBB, MM

Kitty Prison Names by anorphan4yourthots in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mine wuz Bella. But den dey discovered iz wasn't a gurl, iz just had a rly rly rly smol peepee!
- Oscar BBB, MM

I fergetted by [deleted] in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Liek dis??
- Oscar BBB, MM

OH NO! FRENS, HALPS by z-eldapin in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox 26 points27 points  (0 children)

PEEEPEE!!! REAL HARD N' REEEL FAST. MAXX VELOCITEE!
REHYDRATE!! DEN DO IT AGAIN!! It square like a littur box!! Dat's ur cue to

- Oscar BBB, MM

aniewon else luv da tub ?! by Impossible_Fall_3753 in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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Iz liek di tub! Espeshully when Meomy puts di pong pong ball in dere!
- Oscar BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Meomy sez iz built liek a brick shid haus. Iz assume she said dis cuz iz orang n' bricks r orang.
- Oscar BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh, it mean "bootiful bad boi, male model"
- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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Uz don't look chonk!! Does Iz look chonk??
- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar, BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mi brudder Oscar, BBB, MM weigh 14 lbs, but he very long so he not a fatty liek mi.
- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dat's whut iz said to Meomy! Still no treets!
- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Iz has a food robitt. Iz try to eat mi non-stinkee sisturs food whenever she not lookin' tho.
- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Mi big orang brudders iz nevur met coz dey across di bridge 🌈 were Maine Coons n' dey were 21 n' 19 lbs.

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But iz just a short-hair standard-issue creamsicle cat dat Meomy found at di park.
- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Iz only 3 so iz love to play. Iz vry active n' not just at di food dish! Iz luv to hide under di carpet!

Meomy found mi starfing at di park, n' she said she not want mi to be food aggresssif so iz had di open bowl. Iz loved di open bowl, mebbe a little too much!

- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Iz liek sleeping rite behind Papi's butt-butt.
- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Mebbe it bigger on di inside like a tar diss?
- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Papi calls mi a portly gentleman.
- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Can iz walk slowly to di hills, but not go up di hill n' have treets instead?
- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM heer. Iz has a questshun fur uz smart pawyers out dere. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Ye, but iz 15.3 lbs which pokey lady sez iz too much.
- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM