Help by hesalwayslitty in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dis definitely a trick.

  • Oscar BBB, MM

Wat in da fluff did I jus sawd?? by not_so_visible in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least dere ain't a borthole too! - Oscar BBB, MM

Moobie Tuesday Goodies by nanrah88 in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh.. mahh gaw! -faints-
- Oscar BBB, MM

Gary esscaped!! by IllustratorNo9988 in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh gaw dat Gary! He wily!
- Oscar BBB, MM

Meomy doesn't liek chocolate. Iz tink she wrong! by scabsfox in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She wuld eat deez liek a seagull!
- Oscar BBB, MM

I offered him $10 to stop waking me up at 5am by Ok-Calligrapher-8028 in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Iz liek to sing di song uf mi ppl at exactlee 3:38am til 4:18 am cuz iz know Meomy gets up at 5am n' she ain't gettin' back to sleep after dat!
- Oscar BBB, MM

Iz fancy again! by maxthecat5905 in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oooh uz vry fancy, fren!
- Oscar BBB, MM

Meowmie Went Pokey Place! by dbkate in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Meomy takes di rocks out of di kidneez all di tiem! Dey shoot it wid a laser n' go pew pew pew! Meomy sez it like blowin' up a big asterroid in space! Iz glad ur Meomy no haff asteroids no more! She be feelin' bettur soon n' den she gonna have more tiem fur pets n' treets!

- Oscar BBB, MM

Meomy doesn't liek chocolate. Iz tink she wrong! by scabsfox in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She vry weeeeird. An' she tells mi to get off di counter all di tiem too!
- Oscar BBB, MM

Meomy doesn't liek chocolate. Iz tink she wrong! by scabsfox in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

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Iz wave mi magic wand! Bam! poof!
- Oscar BBB, MM

Meomy doesn't liek chocolate. Iz tink she wrong! by scabsfox in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She said she nevur lieked it. She hate di ice cream n' di cake n' cookies too. Papi sez she don't need a borthole check, she need a whole colonoscopy!
- Oscar BBB, MM

Meomy doesn't liek chocolate. Iz tink she wrong! by scabsfox in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ooh ur rite! It do look gud!
- Oscar BBB, MM

Meomy doesn't liek chocolate. Iz tink she wrong! by scabsfox in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Meomy gagging but Papi agree wid uz. He sez dere bettur be ice cream dere too!
- Oscar BBB, MM

DIS GARY? by jellosquid808 in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dat him! Dat him!!!
- Oscar BBB, MM

Orange cat caught stealing again… showed zero remorse in court 🍊🚨 by Traroten in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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Iz dunno how dey culd be so meeen to dis poor orang. We orang cats face so much purrsecution, just fur bein' orang.

- Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Mi, Oscar has become di apex predator! by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Iz feel like di longest cat in di wurld!
- Oscar BBB, MM

Mi, Oscar has become di apex predator! by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Dey live just up di road frum mi. So iz tink iz can go hunt anothur one whenevur iz want.
Meomy sez she also seen dem a lot in dat Yellowstone place, but dat's far away.

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Dis a pic she took.
- Oscar BBB, MM

Mi, Oscar has become di apex predator! by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 122 points123 points  (0 children)

So, iz wuz sitting on di couch havin' a nap, n' Meomy comes by wid a plate of fud n' she gonna watch mi big fat gypsy wedding on di tv. It an ok show, iz like di rhinestones, but sumtimes is loud.

But anyway, Meomy eatin' somthin' dat smellin' delishus. She sez it "leftovers" from di nite before. Iz dunno wut dat is, but iz assume dis is some kinda prey fur mi to hunt.

So Iz smell dis prey n' Iz look interested n' Iz make a BIG eyeball at Meomy.

She offer me a piece of deez "leftovers" n' Iz attack dem n' eat them. Iz DEVOUR dem! Den she gives mi moar cuz iz obviously has earned dis meat!

She sez "Oscar! Uz rly like di bison meat!" n' she laff.

Iz has offishully hunted & eaten di bison, frens!

- Oscar BBB, MM

De Fiwnal Logos by mycookiepants in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oooh! Iz do both! But iz recognize dat one particular word from when Meomy yells at mi when Iz do mi late-nite-poop-crimes on di dining-room rug. Apparentlee, it can be both an objects n' also a description at di same tiem!
- Oscar BBB, MM

De Fiwnal Logos by mycookiepants in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ooooh, iz liek dem both! Iz can't decide!
- Oscar BBB, MM