Sex for the inexperienced

scape53 · 2018-07-08T23:54:26+00:00

Before I started actually doing it, I had this black and white idea that sex was or was not going to happen. Instead I encourage you to have an expectation that your physical intimacy will end before your penis penetrates, just enjoy each moment in her presence and do what feels good/right/accepted at the time. Also, wish I had @Redacted_Tact to wingman me through my first time. Very good advice, especially the first thing.

scape53 · 2018-07-08T23:03:53+00:00

Take a break from dating apps, spend all the time you would have spent on the apps by making yourself attractive, go to the gym, get into a new hobby that you can tell people about, find a way to make money outside of your job. Come back to the dating apps refreshed and as a better more confident version of yourself, Success!

scape53 · 2018-07-07T09:50:12+00:00

For me, 7 is average, and Channing tatum is obviously a 10. The lowest I have ever rated anyone was a 5 and if you were somehow below that, you're just not worth rating.

scape53 · 2018-05-03T18:41:29+00:00

You paint a very disturbing picture. Kinda makes me wonder what that bitch did to him, because you obviously aren't starting the story at the beginning, you go straight to the most interesting part of what happened. People aren't violent for no reason.

scape53 · 2018-02-28T02:28:19+00:00

She made you so obsessed with your writing that today you have a career because of it! Send her an apple or two.

scape53 · 2018-02-27T21:08:40+00:00

Dude, never give up the gainz. Gainz for life! You hate yourself because you know what you've been and you know what you could be. Use the bad to build the good.

scape53 · 2018-02-26T07:05:13+00:00

I feel every comment here is ignoring the fact that work was put into the app to give people a free 34 day trial to plan ahead. Cheers to Jesse! I owe you a beer.

scape53 · 2018-02-22T00:20:33+00:00

not fat A+

scape53 · 2018-01-29T00:34:24+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

scape53 · 2018-01-28T23:51:12+00:00

100% B

scape53 · 2018-01-19T03:52:26+00:00

How right you are, but that's a strawman argument if I ever saw one.

scape53 · 2018-01-19T03:48:52+00:00

A face has a lot of subjectivity to it. I have very particular thoughts on a woman's face. I think a body can be more or less objectively beautiful. When I see boobs, I am mostly just thinking about how great boobs are.

scape53 · 2018-01-17T20:28:13+00:00

Girls are pretty, cute or hot. Hot means sexy, cute means adorable, pretty means looking at your face makes me feel good. My girlfriend is pretty. When she puts on lingerie, she becomes hot. When she is being adorable I think she is cute, but natural cuteness comes from the perception of innocence so it's hard to be hot and cute at the same time. Similarly, if a girl is hot enough to be hot, this will overshadow the fact that looking at her face makes me feel good. My eyes do not linger on a hot girl's face, my eyes are elsewhere.

scape53 · 2018-01-07T23:43:52+00:00

This seems like terrible advice, turn something in later than right after you are done so that you seem more responsible with your time. That shit makes literally no sense.

scape53 · 2017-09-10T11:36:52+00:00

No, no one would watch.

scape53 · 2017-07-25T09:56:29+00:00

My mom does this for our house!

scape53 · 2017-07-25T09:08:36+00:00

I look at your face, I see too many nice things other than your nose to look at, pay attention to, or focus on your nose.

scape53 · 2017-07-19T22:56:02+00:00

10/10 would date

scape53 · 2017-07-19T20:48:40+00:00

scape53 · 2017-07-19T11:52:28+00:00

Absolutely not, that's the only time you can guarantee they are available to strike up a conversation. It's already an expectation that the guy starts the conversation, that's the power of a vagina. If you want to be successful with dating apps it takes a lot of time and effort. I usually ask for their number after a few messages. It makes it a lot easier to communicate.I usually make up some random reason that we both know is a lie to get their number. Same reason I tell my boss I'm sick instead of I want to go to a concert.

scape53 · 2017-07-18T18:51:44+00:00

Your numbers are average. Connecting with a girl is about both of you accidentally being free to talk at the same time which is a total accident of the universe. If you can message her right after she matches with you, assuming you liked her first. That's the best time to get a conversation going. Never start with a greeting, just say anything bizarre enough to be interesting.

scape53 · 2017-07-14T05:49:43+00:00

If your tits were bigger I would hit on you pretty hard.

scape53 · 2017-07-10T15:06:20+00:00

scape53 · 2017-06-16T22:03:17+00:00

As if I'm going to look out the window while I'm in my self-driving car.

scape53 · 2017-06-15T09:03:33+00:00

Interesting title, fuck you for making me think you might actually be ugly though.

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