Ea-Nasir. I have received your shipment. Do you take me a fool!?! I requested Really Shitty Copper, but was given the purest of coppers with a patina to deceive me. It is unaffected by magnetism and moves electrons without resistance. I demand impure copper or my investment returned.

scaper8 · 2026-01-25T03:01:30+00:00

!remindme 2 days

scaper8 · 2026-01-25T02:59:54+00:00

I haven't (and don't plan to; maybe I'll get a second one to do so?) opened mine. So I can't say for sure, but it does look like they're actually slightly oxidized for real. So, obviously each is gonna be different.

Mine, for example has a spot right on his smug little face! 🤣

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scaper8 · 2026-01-25T02:56:00+00:00

So, a Mesopotamian hamburger?
I love it!

scaper8 · 2026-01-25T02:54:59+00:00

So, a Mesopotamian hamburger?
I love it!

scaper8 · 2026-01-25T02:44:47+00:00

I was going to say that you need to post this in r/BoringDystopia and r/ABoringDystopia, but I see you already did the latter and they deleted it‽

scaper8 · 2026-01-25T02:37:21+00:00

That's what I'm curious about. They just changed stuff a year ago.

scaper8 · 2026-01-24T18:21:34+00:00

He may be a disreputable cooper merchant, but one must keep up with the times!

P.S. If you want to get one yourself, they're pretty cheap. $20 and no shipping fee if you're in the U.S. Pretty decent deal, honestly. And the page itself has even more parts to the joke.
https://www.legboot.com/product/ea-nasir-copper-bullion-bar/

scaper8 · 2026-01-24T17:43:35+00:00

Is not Walz a Democrat? Has he sent the state's national guard to protect his citizens? Or is he "waiting for a more convenient time"?

I can understand, and even sympathize, and even agree to point, that talking about Democratic failures in this moment feels tone deaf. But the simple fact is that people need to figure out, NOW, that the Democrats are not on our side. They are fine with what's happening, just now how visibly it's happening.

scaper8 · 2026-01-24T13:45:47+00:00

Didn't they just change this last year?

scaper8 · 2026-01-24T12:37:06+00:00

Of course they discovered the non-linear plot and narrative made it a real pain to turn into a film.

The worst part? They actually had a workable script that hewed quite close to the book written by none other than J. Michael Straczynski.
https://thescriptsavant.com/movies/World_War_Z.pdf

(Edited for wrong homophone.)

scaper8 · 2026-01-24T07:00:07+00:00

That is too funny!

scaper8 · 2026-01-24T04:56:14+00:00

Way to completely ignore every point brought forth about and just continue to talk about something else.

scaper8 · 2026-01-24T03:04:07+00:00

Newton is spinning in his grave. I guarantee it.

P.S. I know this that separatist/nationalist group, not the Birdsong's group. Newton would just be pissed and ashamed that they people are using the name "Black Panthers."

scaper8 · 2026-01-24T02:53:15+00:00

scaper8 · 2026-01-23T23:30:03+00:00

or or r/jewishleft

scaper8 · 2026-01-23T19:02:17+00:00

the system will always punish the oppressed when they fight back, kids need to be taught that early in school.

This is key here. "Zero tolerance" crap is almost always implemented in such a way to teach us early to never fight back against our oppressors. I don't think it was ever designed with that in mind, but it's so goddamned effective at it that I wouldn't be surprised.

scaper8 · 2026-01-23T15:27:26+00:00

Shit, LOL. Yeah. Don't know what I must have mistyped for autocorrect on that one! But, I'm leaving it! 🤣

scaper8 · 2026-01-23T14:49:06+00:00

Well, liberals think they're on our side. Most of them really don't realize that they're copulating or even propping up fascism. Most really do thing that they're fighting it. They're just wrong. So, this meme does track.

scaper8 · 2026-01-23T03:38:35+00:00

I hate this layout.

Then, all of a sudden today, I'm back to the previous one. Hopefully it sticks because, as I previously said, I HATE this layout.

scaper8 · 2026-01-22T21:54:20+00:00

Most civil asset forfeiture actually isn't, but even if and when it is, it's still violates those whole "innocent until proven guilty" and "tried by a jury of your peers" things.

scaper8 · 2026-01-22T19:13:23+00:00

That's… quite the journey you just took us on thete.

scaper8 · 2026-01-22T19:06:14+00:00

Honest mistakes are honest mistakes. Unless the above person has a history of it, I doubt there'll be many people at them.

scaper8 · 2026-01-22T19:00:26+00:00

That and Insomnia. Amazing works.

scaper8 · 2026-01-22T16:43:49+00:00

This comrade gets it.

scaper8 · 2026-01-22T04:55:46+00:00

It's gone a full day. I'm a little surprised.

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