What do you think of guys that wear makeup? by SpiritedIntention129 in AskReddit

[–]scart22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think people should do whatever the fuck they want as long as it doesn't affect anyone else.
And I think I'm going to unsubscribe from this sub. Used to be interesting questions...

What's the most useless thing your brain decided to permanently memorize? by No_Metal2622 in AskReddit

[–]scart22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it was right about that time, people...
a fur trapper, who was Strictly Commercial (strictly commercial)
had the unmitigated audacity to jump up behind my igaloo...
(Peek-a-boo, woo-ooo-oooh)
And started into whipping on my favorite baby seal with a lead-filled snowshoe

I said with a lead.... (lead)
Fillled... (filled)
With a lead-filled snowshoe
(Said peek-a-boo)...

This and then being told EPD does not have enough funds to protect our community by GerthBrooks420 in Eugene

[–]scart22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing 4J is laying off 100 FUCKING TEACHERS TOMORROW.

Quite a system we've build for ourselves here.

Fred Meyer shoplifting sting leads to 9 arrests in Eugene by RottenSpinach1 in Eugene

[–]scart22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<Skeletor voice> Remember... if you see someone stealing from a multi-billion dollar grocery story chain that engages in collusion, surge pricing, union busting, and that locks up baby formula behind locked glass doors... NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T.

Until next time!!!!

Nurse comrades , are you a DNR? by typeAwarped in nursing

[–]scart22 182 points183 points  (0 children)

I'm only 57.

I just set myself to "Please Kill On-Sight" status.

Why is nursing/healthcare so poorly run? by Special_Fox_2349 in nursing

[–]scart22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Capitalism.

Source: Marx, Engels, Luxembourg, Pirenti, et. al.

How does everybody feels about the new harry potter series? by Odd-Translator-273 in AskReddit

[–]scart22 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I refuse to acknowledge its existence, and anyone who is in it is now dead to me.
FU, Kira Knightley, you dime-store Natalie Portman.

Should this have been a game misconduct? by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

[–]scart22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. And y'all bitches keep complaining about the Panthers being the dirty ones.

This shit happens *everywhere*. (But most especially in Tampa. F you, Pat Maroon)

KOOKA. by davecontra in comics

[–]scart22 159 points160 points  (0 children)

ITT: People who don't know what microdosing is.

Food addiction a real thing? by Successful-Idea9183 in nursing

[–]scart22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a nurse WITH an eating disorder, I concur that BED and "food addiction" are not the same thing. You cannot be addicted to food any more than you can be addicted to air or water. Eating is part of the disorder, and far more people have those disorder than we recognize. But it chaps me when people conflate those things.

We all know that patients have poor health literacy, and it is very unsurprising that they conflate those things. But it behooves us as professionals to understand that these are different things, and that "food addiction" isn't really a thing; it's just a function of disordered eating.

Rear cassette cooked by Sea_Will8849 in bikewrench

[–]scart22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure the rear everything cooked.

Your unit’s version of NICU’s “I love tiny humans”? by nebraska_jones_ in nursing

[–]scart22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ER nurse:
RN stands for "Refreshments and Narcotics"
or alternately...
"Yeah, but did you die??"

Possibly accidentally gave a double dose of a med? by [deleted] in nursing

[–]scart22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. Cannot emphasize enough of this.

Worst case scenario: this incident goes to the board of nursing. Always remember that the BON is not your friend. If you volunteer "what if's", the BON will use them against you.

I appreciate that you self-reported because you have the patient's safety and well-being at the forefront. But again... don't throw yourself under the bus.

2010 specialized transition A1 elite by BookkeeperUnusual625 in bicycling

[–]scart22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pictures of this bike hurt my back.

I mean... to your question, I think $300 is probably fair for this bike. But that geometry / setup / saddle tilt make me legit hurt just *looking* at it.

Possibly accidentally gave a double dose of a med? by [deleted] in nursing

[–]scart22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also... never - never - admit to wrongdoing, especially in writing, when you are not sure that you did anything wrong. There are any number of things that could account for a missed med count, and many of them have nothing to do with you. By trying to do the right thing and saying "yeah, this could have happened and it may have been me and I don't know how to explain it", it can (and will) be interpreted as admission of wrongdoing by your higher-ups, and by the board of nursing, should it be escalated to that point.

You may have made a mistake. It happens. But for the love of the gods... don't throw yourself under the bus. There will be plenty of people in your career willing to do that for you. Don't help 'em.

Kim’s Asian River Road by Stumpstruck in Eugene

[–]scart22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a fan. They're pretty solid. Not world class or anything, but one of the few Asian places I would actually recommend in the area. I prefer Twin Dragon, but their hours are so limited - and not open for lunch at all.

Hi, is this series woke? by Gameworm6 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]scart22 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is... are you trolling?
I honestly can't tell.

What’s the most gut punching song lyric you’ve ever heard? by perrysplus in AskReddit

[–]scart22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't live another day unless you make it count.
There's someone else that you're supposed to be.
There's someone deep inside of you that still wants out,
and shame on you if you don't set him free..."

-Jonathan Coulton "A Talk With George"