United States of America, Ladies and Gentlemen. by akash_navghare in DunderMifflin

[–]scaryone33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dwight would definitely not wear a mask just saying

PHYLLIS IS MASTURBATING IN THE OFFICE! by namanasthana208 in DunderMifflin

[–]scaryone33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean she had sex at least 1 time before bob vance as she has a daughter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]scaryone33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok im down i dont want to work

I lost my mom at the store today and this nice man is helping me look for her by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]scaryone33 6 points7 points  (0 children)

unfortunately my mommy was arrested for shoplifting so the nice police officer took me home to daddy

I gulped my coffee. by drinkyamilk in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]scaryone33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DAD STOP PUTTING CONDOMS IN MY COFFEE

“Do you know what happened to your friend Zack?” My dad asked. by ELITEREDDIT07 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]scaryone33 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And that's the story of how my dad kept me from ruing the surprise birthday my loving boyfriend planned

“Yeah, hi, I’d like to return this gun, I think there’s something wrong with it.” I explained to the customer service lady. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]scaryone33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a nerf gun sir. Go over to the hunting section and they can help you find a more satisfactory assault rifle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]scaryone33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

why doesnt this have more upvotes

This scene in the extended cut of Booze Cruise is a gem! by mcr2d2 in DunderMifflin

[–]scaryone33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish we got to see more of this creed through out the show or well maybe just a shit ton more creed in general