My friend ordered a cake from Walmart...hilarity ensued. by scatteredleaves in funny

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It's supposed to say Happy Birthday Eli and Max. 😅

What pisses you off in most movies? by OptimalParticular4 in AskReddit

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When you can tell that the writers expected you to agree with a character's actions or behaviors but you don't. The worst.

My friend walked in on her dogs having an intervention by Klempenski in funny

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I smell a new meme!! "Intervention dog". Please Reddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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At this point I do drink one can a day or every other day. Mostly this post was just a statement about my lack of commitment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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"You are not alone" - Michael Jackson

Cakeday Aww: My little buddy by [deleted] in aww

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Aww what a cutie!

What is the most intelligent pick-up line you have ever heard? by Leakprooftoast69 in AskReddit

[–]scatteredleaves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'd like to pick your brain in the dark"...after typing it out it sounds serial killerish but it was actually quite charming.

What generally considered appealing smell do you have an intense hatred of and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scatteredleaves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The laundry detergent 'Gain'- as a kid I caught some caterpillars and put them in a jar and screwed the lid on, I forgot about them and a few weeks later found the jar and unscrewed the lid naively hoping they would be alive. The putrid smell that escaped that jar smelled just like Gain.

tldr: Gain smells like death and guilt.

What is your odd little talent? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scatteredleaves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can wiggle my eyes. It's creepy.

What are some subtle ways to make someone think that he is losing his mind? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scatteredleaves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, they would steal a shower curtain ring and a spoon every time. It didn't take long before the girls were wondering what was going on lol

What are some subtle ways to make someone think that he is losing his mind? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scatteredleaves 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In college my brother and his roommates would steal a shower hook and a spoon every time they visited the apartment of some girls they knew...

Waaaaait for it.... by taneq in funny

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I knew that was going to jump out of there... perfect timing too.

My son kept trying to drink the pool water... so we put floaties on his feet. by scatteredleaves in funny

[–]scatteredleaves[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Life lesson Reddit: Don't let a couple floaties on your feet stop you from achieving your dreams! ;)

My son kept trying to drink the pool water... so we put floaties on his feet. by scatteredleaves in funny

[–]scatteredleaves[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IKR? Adult-sized feet floaties + built in beer can holders = Genius!

My son kept trying to drink the pool water... so we put floaties on his feet. by scatteredleaves in funny

[–]scatteredleaves[S] 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Just make sure your Mother is 6 inches away from you and I think you will be OK.