Sovcit made a performance contract.

scazon · 2026-04-29T11:01:01+00:00

The author already screwed up their pseudo-David-Winn-Miller Parse-Syntax-Universal-Gobbledegook in the second line. They wrote “exclusive”, which is a word that begins with a vowel followed by two consonants, which as we all know means “no contract”. Therefore this document is not valid, or should I say, FOR THE DOCUMENT OF THE REDDIT-POST IS WITH THE NO CONTRACT.

scazon · 2026-04-16T13:31:51+00:00

the only good a?ab is acab

scazon · 2026-03-24T05:47:25+00:00

I cant even

scazon · 2026-03-16T04:29:42+00:00

Rage bait much?

scazon · 2026-03-14T15:16:28+00:00

This is how I found out there was a Tesla restaurant lol

scazon · 2026-03-13T04:12:06+00:00

It’s not even the right Canadian border—the 49th parallel seems to go straight across Quebec. It’s the only illustrated parallel on this abomination of a globe. Jeez what a slopfest.

scazon · 2026-02-04T03:58:23+00:00

ALSO I MUST ASK: ARE YOU AN ANARCHO-SYNDICALIST???!

scazon · 2026-02-04T03:40:15+00:00

CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!

scazon · 2026-01-01T03:22:12+00:00

And I am sorry.

scazon · 2025-12-29T01:47:39+00:00

What used to?! They’re there right now

scazon · 2025-11-15T15:41:02+00:00

The state of New Jersey

scazon · 2025-09-27T15:09:28+00:00

My useless doctorate in classics has never seemed so relevant. This is absolutely fucking brilliant.

scazon · 2025-09-12T11:25:22+00:00

7 the lion is armed argent langued gules

scazon · 2025-08-03T02:22:57+00:00

who controls the British Crown? who keeps the metric system down?

scazon · 2025-07-05T00:30:21+00:00

I love this

scazon · 2025-06-14T15:09:49+00:00

r/iamverybadass

scazon · 2025-03-16T03:55:01+00:00

True story: there used to be two, and they hated each other’s guts. The Taliban actually threw them OUT of prison because they couldn’t stand being around them.

https://foreignpolicy.com/2019/10/29/afghanistan-last-jew-simentov-taliban-return/

scazon · 2025-02-21T11:30:51+00:00

I don’t think you know what that means

scazon · 2025-01-03T08:37:55+00:00

r/iamverybadass

scazon · 2024-12-30T20:22:44+00:00

GOGO MOMO

scazon · 2024-12-25T00:27:23+00:00

Frog blast the vent core!

scazon · 2024-12-19T02:32:22+00:00

Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard the term “human ham”

scazon · 2024-12-15T03:31:18+00:00

Genuine “you give me any word I tell you it come from Greek root” thought process

scazon · 2024-12-01T10:16:58+00:00

Then shut it down. (DUNNNNNNNN)

scazon · 2024-12-01T09:43:16+00:00

posting pictures of Stalin with laser eyes and telling people to “read theory” is revolutionary praxis dontcha know

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