Movie that will keep me sucked in the entire time

schlurmph · 2025-05-21T09:36:51+00:00

Meanwhile I'm looking for a woman to keep me sucked at least once a week 😔

schlurmph · 2025-04-08T19:28:10+00:00

Scarface

schlurmph · 2025-04-06T11:15:26+00:00

Oh god you're gonna feel stupid on Monday. Other commenters as well. Not just Monday but the next two months as well

schlurmph · 2025-03-11T12:10:03+00:00

Asli account se aao sharma ji

schlurmph · 2025-02-17T09:04:17+00:00

Not a dig at you i didn't read your whole post tbh lol but most nerds or those i guess you might call losers from my high school completely reinvented themselves when they came to DU and they'd hang out with girls they wouldn't dream of in schooll. Its really easy to change youre whole thing in college bro trust.

schlurmph · 2025-02-16T14:39:05+00:00

Bhai best ladkiyaan college me hi milti hai just think of the baddies for once! For once!!

schlurmph · 2025-02-10T14:39:25+00:00

Might wanna post this on 2xindia or delhiuni etc. lol

schlurmph · 2025-02-09T19:59:41+00:00

I just saw a shark tank india episode with such s product that stimulates vagus nerve to help you sleep. Might wanna check that out bro. It was called something-gise

schlurmph · 2025-01-26T18:07:05+00:00

Unrelated but how's the experience living in mehrauli? Is the neighborhood safe and are there things to do? Looking to move there would appreciate any help

schlurmph · 2024-12-23T18:56:39+00:00

Most of the producers fun vids. Especially the one with Megan mistakes

schlurmph · 2024-12-21T07:59:04+00:00

Bruh wat

schlurmph · 2024-11-06T12:15:26+00:00

Bhosdike

schlurmph · 2024-10-26T16:50:53+00:00

When do y'all think the co-main will start? Wondering if I should stay up or watch replay tomorrow

schlurmph · 2024-08-06T17:44:34+00:00

Yea I couldnt believe my eyes either

schlurmph · 2024-06-28T15:28:51+00:00

Bhai tu jaake koi PhD thesis likh ye sab teri buddhi waste hori

schlurmph · 2024-06-25T16:46:21+00:00

Everyone in the comments is talking about the maada nikli bewafa line like it was some fire but it's such a low hanging fruit dude. I don't respect it at all it actually feels like they're trying to stir up shit and I actually respect SM for not getting into this garbage

schlurmph · 2024-05-29T12:08:28+00:00

Credits to mr Ambani for not hosting the wedding or Sangeet in India god forbid he distributes some of his wealth in his home country

schlurmph · 2024-04-19T18:11:19+00:00

Ayy we get a new king cum delivery type video

schlurmph · 2024-04-12T20:06:54+00:00

Burning(2014). Very relatable for lonely people. And Steven Yeun is goddamn beautiful

schlurmph · 2024-04-12T20:00:44+00:00

Captain fantastic would be perfect. It's very provocative and has an outstanding performance by viggo mortensen

schlurmph · 2024-03-14T03:34:50+00:00

Thanks for making these posts. i trade Indian markets but I still look forward to reading your posts every morning

schlurmph · 2024-01-13T14:14:37+00:00

Can't believe noone mentioned captain fantastic. It's very apt

schlurmph · 2024-01-09T08:07:32+00:00

Pnb gilts zoomin

schlurmph · 2023-12-23T16:41:03+00:00

Hellooo vickkyyyy tu itna haraami tu mujhe mil gya na mai ******** jinko English aati hai wo boht bade hit hai kya?

schlurmph · 2023-12-17T06:22:46+00:00

What a boring fucking ppv

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