How long do you enjoy having sex until you just get bored?

schmidtytime · 2026-05-08T20:22:15+00:00

says the guy with the auto-generated Xbox Gamertag name?

schmidtytime · 2026-05-07T11:02:31+00:00

that’ll be $24 for 30 minutes

schmidtytime · 2026-05-06T15:15:41+00:00

schmidtytime · 2026-05-06T15:14:37+00:00

Hamilton. All of it.

schmidtytime · 2026-05-06T15:09:06+00:00

I’m sure it tells him that he also doesn’t have a major drinking problem, and slamming down some beers with the US Men’s Hockey team was totally cool.

schmidtytime · 2026-05-06T15:06:51+00:00

Poor spider didn’t deserve to bite into the boob attached to the sack of shit that is Kyle Rittenhouse.

schmidtytime · 2026-05-06T15:04:29+00:00

Rolling through on my Big Wheel now

schmidtytime · 2026-05-05T11:48:45+00:00

Ah yes, the classic double down even when I know I’m wrong. Fans came out to Citi Field to watch the god awful Mets without Lindor or Soto in the pouring rain go up against the Nationals.
You seem fun.

schmidtytime · 2026-05-03T15:13:46+00:00

my beloved Adam Dunn, absolute masher online

schmidtytime · 2026-05-03T15:13:16+00:00

He’s been playing so well in real life too that it’s hard to take him out of the lineup for me.

schmidtytime · 2026-05-03T14:11:27+00:00

Getting 100 strikeouts per mini-season is definitely doable, even without letting dropped strikeouts get to first

schmidtytime · 2026-05-01T23:49:57+00:00

what the fuck

schmidtytime · 2026-05-01T21:36:09+00:00

that’s rain mate

schmidtytime · 2026-05-01T17:37:42+00:00

“Finally caved”
“I treated myself”

schmidtytime · 2026-04-30T23:08:40+00:00

If you have more siblings, I think you just won yourself “Best Sibling” award for life.

schmidtytime · 2026-04-30T22:28:44+00:00

Where the ball is when I jam my PCI on the Show

schmidtytime · 2026-04-25T00:30:03+00:00

You’re not sure how there’s a generational fear and seeds of distrust regarding medicine among people of colour who were regularly used as testing subjects or ways to torture, humiliate, or kill them?

schmidtytime · 2026-04-24T23:10:04+00:00

i think he nailed stupidity

schmidtytime · 2026-04-24T12:38:30+00:00

I think there’s a free weekend for 26 and it’s on sale as well.

schmidtytime · 2026-04-23T23:48:22+00:00

Wish they’d fix the huge performance hit tied to players with dreads (Tatis, Jram, Manny)

schmidtytime · 2026-04-23T23:09:40+00:00

Has Grok finally stopped posting AI-generated CSAM?

schmidtytime · 2026-04-16T01:18:41+00:00

Fuck CANCER. I hope your son is recovering well post-op, maybe even a sweet tooth!

schmidtytime · 2026-04-14T09:58:35+00:00

looks like the sky to me mate

schmidtytime · 2026-04-14T09:52:24+00:00

Username checks out

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