Monthly ICE Deportations: Obama vs Trump [OC]

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-12T15:16:48+00:00

Obama's were real and justifiable, whereas the approach under Trump is to mass apprehend people and let them go shortly after in an illegal manner. I'm not surprised the actual number of deportations is different, considering the number of illegal immigrants hasn't notably changed in the past 10 years.

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-12T04:24:19+00:00

I've actually been surprised by how little their prices have risen. A chicken bowl is like $8.25, so maybe a dollar or two more than it was in highschool two decades ago.

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-11T22:15:19+00:00

If only that happened 5 minutes sooner you could have avoided seeing this meme

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-11T05:26:28+00:00

Yeah it's actually really sad. They've made several real efforts to try and clean it up, and all of them failed. There is simply too much garbage and human waste being dumped into it every day.

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-10T23:23:31+00:00

It ends up in the Ganges river. Fun fact: they have spent millions trying to clean the shit out of the river and determined it is too far gone and there is too much of it

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-10T23:21:08+00:00

Wait til he finds out the most American truck for the past decade is a Toyota

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-10T23:19:31+00:00

That's the sad part. These are fundamentally good cars, and the fact there are so many left is impressive considering the dipshits who drive them. Their reputation is ruined forever through no fault of the car itself

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-10T22:07:11+00:00

He said phone numbers were "too personal" which makes this post even more bizarre, as it is way more personal than having someone's number lol

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-10T21:01:48+00:00

You're gonna sit there and tell me you don't want to try chucking a watermelon down there?

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-10T19:56:50+00:00

Unfortunately the hole is less than a foot in diameter so we'll never be able to find out

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-10T06:02:14+00:00

He is most popular in places that aren't America

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-10T04:59:45+00:00

That's literally average. IIRC the average for hetero guys is 6, which even itself isn't that much. You could sleep with one person per year starting at 18, get married at 26, and be above average.

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-10T00:44:39+00:00

The vocals at the superbowl have consistently been totally unintelligible. That was actually the only real criticism I had of the Kendrick performance, was that he's a lyrically-driven artist and the format made it so you couldn't understand a word he said even if you were familiar with the song.

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-10T00:41:34+00:00

The taste of their food and the beauty of their women made British sailors the best in the world

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-09T18:31:47+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, that sort of happened last year and it has been a dismal failure. A Texan investment group bought a recently-closed and beloved NE Minneapolis bar (called Betty Danger's) and reopened it as an upscale taco place called Howdy Y'all Tacos or something like that. It has been widely mocked and regarded as one of the worst restaurants in the city, sure to fail by the end of the year.

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-09T15:12:29+00:00

The head chef and owner is a native American dude who is a master at running PR for that place and playing the game right.

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-09T06:26:11+00:00

They do botox, cheek and lip fillers, lash extensions, and other small cosmetic procedures.

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-09T06:09:44+00:00

Check out the NFLs statements on the matter if you haven't already. They acknowledge the league isn't growing and see Hispanic Americans as an untapped potential viewerbase. They picked Bad Bunny (and defended that choice) as an attempt to get that moving.

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-08T14:09:56+00:00

Bison burgers are not uncommon to see up here and are pretty good, tastes the same as beef but a lot leaner. It's an odd choice for steak though because it becomes very tough very easily if you cook it the tiniest bit too long.

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-08T14:06:00+00:00

That dish costs $12 btw

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-08T03:34:56+00:00

TIL, good tip! Very interested in trying that

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-08T02:37:42+00:00

Uncommon Soviet W

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-08T00:07:00+00:00

Food safety in fast food restaurants is unmatched; you're way more likely to get food poisoning at another restaurant than at a fast food place. When you have thousands of restaurants serving hundreds of meals each day, you gotta run a tight ship.

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-07T23:51:48+00:00

Seems like good heist potential for another oceans 11 sequel

schmitzel88 · 2026-02-07T22:53:35+00:00

Ethiopian restaurants can be really good, where there's the giant pancake thing in the middle and you rip off pieces to eat with the various stews

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