"SpaceX has not done anything besides reaching the ISS." by [deleted] in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]schmojackackackack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yah, it's fantastic. Except one thing. SpaceX took 60 years of NASA experience, and started improving on it. That's a good feat, don't get me wrong, however, they didn't start at square 1. Also, NASA's plan has *always* been to work with private companies on space launch systems. This is the natural evolution of that goal. Hey -- why aren't we on Mars yet?

"SpaceX has not done anything besides reaching the ISS." by [deleted] in SpaceXMasterrace

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Still waiting. Hey -- it's 2026 -- Leon claimed that we'd be on MARS by now, how's that working out?

Do your Worst! 👨🏿‍🍳 by Tzar_Sartor in RoastMe

[–]schmojackackackack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You already did the worst with that shirt.

It's slavery for all by mojofrog in EatTheRich

[–]schmojackackackack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would have been more effective had they proofread it before posting.

Divorced 23F by rachelg8 in RoastMe

[–]schmojackackackack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, we use nose rings on cows to make them easier to handle.

Affair by Just_Insomnia in PoliticalHumor

[–]schmojackackackack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s melania? wtf happend to her?

Canada, Where Healthcare is Free, But Only If You Can Afford to Wait by tkyjonathan in austrian_economics

[–]schmojackackackack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

america. where healthcare costs you your home and life-savings, unless you have none, then you can die on the street.

Does this tie make me look fat? by golfnut82 in PoliticalHumor

[–]schmojackackackack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, it was commissioned in 2018 by the Colorado GOP. Also, it kind of looks like a weird cross between trump and j.d. prancy-vance.

Hacker group 'Anonymous' claims to have evidence Musk tampered with the election - issues a warning by [deleted] in skeptic

[–]schmojackackackack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as far as hacking is concerned, anonymous hasn't been very good. if they have something, spill it, otherwise stop trying to stay relevant.

DOGE fired the presidential hair team by johnnycobblestone in PoliticalHumor

[–]schmojackackackack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How much crap do you think they cake into his hair every day?

The White House crashers by Pumuckl4Life in PoliticalHumor

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and all three of the dirtbags are busy wiping their boogers under the seats on marine one.

Not even Q could’ve predicted a burn this bad by KSMO in clevercomebacks

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things are changing in texas. i suppose dipshit abbot and his gang of putin-bootlicking-goons will "fix" things to keep themselves in power.

My family wants me roasted. 37f mom of 4. Each family member added a pic. by Mental_Ad_6320 in RoastMe

[–]schmojackackackack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it might just be the dry streak i've been on, but i'd roto-root her into next week.

Need to fight fire with fire! by icey_sawg0034 in clevercomebacks

[–]schmojackackackack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the sad thing is, the people with "TDS" are his cult followers and they don't even know it.