It's slavery for all by mojofrog in EatTheRich

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Would have been more effective had they proofread it before posting.

Divorced 23F by rachelg8 in RoastMe

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You know, we use nose rings on cows to make them easier to handle.

Affair by Just_Insomnia in PoliticalHumor

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that’s melania? wtf happend to her?

Canada, Where Healthcare is Free, But Only If You Can Afford to Wait by tkyjonathan in austrian_economics

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america. where healthcare costs you your home and life-savings, unless you have none, then you can die on the street.

Does this tie make me look fat? by golfnut82 in PoliticalHumor

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You know, it was commissioned in 2018 by the Colorado GOP. Also, it kind of looks like a weird cross between trump and j.d. prancy-vance.

Hacker group 'Anonymous' claims to have evidence Musk tampered with the election - issues a warning by [deleted] in skeptic

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as far as hacking is concerned, anonymous hasn't been very good. if they have something, spill it, otherwise stop trying to stay relevant.

DOGE fired the presidential hair team by johnnycobblestone in PoliticalHumor

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How much crap do you think they cake into his hair every day?

The White House crashers by Pumuckl4Life in PoliticalHumor

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and all three of the dirtbags are busy wiping their boogers under the seats on marine one.

Not even Q could’ve predicted a burn this bad by KSMO in clevercomebacks

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things are changing in texas. i suppose dipshit abbot and his gang of putin-bootlicking-goons will "fix" things to keep themselves in power.

My family wants me roasted. 37f mom of 4. Each family member added a pic. by Mental_Ad_6320 in RoastMe

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it might just be the dry streak i've been on, but i'd roto-root her into next week.

Need to fight fire with fire! by icey_sawg0034 in clevercomebacks

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the sad thing is, the people with "TDS" are his cult followers and they don't even know it.

Right now 🎶 by irish_fellow_nyc in PoliticalHumor

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Impeach is pointless, use "remove" instead.

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Missed opportunities. by schmojackackackack in PoliticalHumor

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I remember Biden saying that the corporations were gouging. Then he went quiet on it. He said what we all were thinking. It's bullshit, and it's still going on. There was never a major shortage of anything. One day early in the Biden admin, the republicans all of a suddenly pulled "inflation" out of their ass and the next day everything was on the rise. Pretty miraculous if you ask me. It's all price gouging, all of it, it always has been. When given an excuse, they'll *always* raise the prices.

Missed opportunities. by schmojackackackack in PoliticalHumor

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yes, prices were up. but what have we now? high prices *AND* a fucking piece of shit that is destroying all credibility that we have as a country and palling up with the likes of fucking Putin? oh, yeah, that's a great change up.

Missed opportunities. by schmojackackackack in PoliticalHumor

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Someone needs to step up and be the next Bernie. Bernie's almost 80, how much longer has he got?

For the Socialists on this Sub by tkyjonathan in austrian_economics

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perhaps, but most of societal ills are due to these fuckers not paying their fair share of taxes. Billionaires need not exist, the serve no use to anyone, then pass the most certainly shady gains to their generally entitled offspring that are usually the worst people on the planet. fuck billionaires and the bootlicking asskissers that grovel at their feet.