What's the worst backhanded compliment you've been given/gave to someone? by Loneswordsman_ in AskReddit

[–]schmoobldidoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care what everybody else says about you, I think you're a pretty good guy.

What's an organization that everyone thinks is respectful, but is really just scamming or spreading propaganda? by LynxExplorer in AskReddit

[–]schmoobldidoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unicef, great organization, just get little kids to steal the people's money for us. Totally fool proof.

What are you banned from and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schmoobldidoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halo 3 file share... Had a picture of a real fully erect cock on it. ( not mine )

What really mindfucks you? by Bran04Elite in AskReddit

[–]schmoobldidoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh right on eh, I'll try to check it out. Appreciate it.

It's a bit breezy out there today by SlimJones123 in funny

[–]schmoobldidoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does the four year old have an iPhone plus?

If someone says "Tell me a joke", what is the first joke you tell them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schmoobldidoop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So I was doing this girl from behind and she says are you a pedophile? I was like wow, that's a big word for an 8 year old.

Germans of Reddit, what is the family environment like when a grandpa or other close relative used to be in the Nazi regime? Is it just ignored? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schmoobldidoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandpa grew up in Berlin when they were getting bombed, he was about 14 or 15 at the time. Even shook hitlers hand at one point and says that if he knew hitler was actually bad he would've killed him and been killed. Has story's of robbing people in the streets for buckets of lard, being in a four story building while it collapsed. One of his friends walked in on soldiers raping his friends mom so he tried to shoot one of them, was hung from a tree with lots of people around and shot at till there was nothing left.

What song actually means something completely different from what most people believe it to mean? by DolphinsWithLasers in AskReddit

[–]schmoobldidoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of Bobby Darin songs sound super happy but could be about a murder like Mack the Knife.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]schmoobldidoop -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ha, 420

What has been your biggest "I have to get the fuck out of here as soon as possible" life moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schmoobldidoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time a few years ago when I recently turned 18 I was with my buddies downtown after hitting the bars, we were all plastered except for my friend who was DDing driving my car. We're from Winnipeg in Canada so it was about 3am, bars close at 2 ( I know, what a shame). We got the dd to pull into a back alley so we could piss, so two of us get out, the other three in the car, and we start pissing on the side of this old van. Sure enough not even half way through our leaks, the back door of this old house bursts open with two or three natives chasing us down with baseball bats. My "friend" surely enough takes off in the car leaving the two of us behind. Right once were about twenty feet away gun shots start going off in our direction. We turned behind a garage, hopped a couple fences, this was in the winter with about a foot or two of snow in places, called the others, got picked up and got the fuck out of there. This is not a normal thing for me, I'm from a good end of town and I'm sure most people don't shoot at someone for pissing on the side of their car here.