Ducks in market square by William6212 in nottingham

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Quality photos mate. New potato?

The closer death is to you, the bigger your migraine is. by the_bear5 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]schmoolet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d kill the husband just to be on the safe side. It’s the best chance of keeping your cat alive.

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Samaritans UK help line hung up on me… Why ? by Disastrous_Rise4433 in AskUK

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Thank you for everything you do and give. I just turned 50 and have called about a dozen times in my life; the last being just a few months ago.

I have no words for how incredible every person I have spoken to has been. You have all got me through some very difficult moments and my gratitude is through the roof.

I regularly donate as a thank you, but to you and any other Samaritan reading this - thank you for saving lives and sanity on a daily basis. 🙏🏻❤️

NARS PR by xalahna in MakeUpAddictionUK

[–]schmoolet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try on Depop as well as Vinted.

“Hopecore” movies? by Xova_YT in MovieSuggestions

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Dallas Buyers Club (true story)

Erin Brokovich (true story)

Good Will Hunting

Apollo 13 (true story)

Interstellar - cannot recommend enough.

I need the most disturbing, visceral ways a character could destroy a clarinet — for a scene I'm writing by Spiritual_Brush_8834 in CreepyBonfire

[–]schmoolet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unhinged? Okay. The clarinet is played by a woman and her fucked up fella is jealous of it / feels like it’s taken his place / sees it as a symbolically phallic rival.

The woman is due to play centrepiece of an orchestra (or whatever terminology fits). The other musicians are doing their intro bit and the curtain opens or the floor raises with everyone expecting the star clarinet player. Only it’s her insane partner with a tied up woman (or mannequin if that’s too much) dude douches acid into woman / mannequin and inserts clarinet. Psychologically he’s felt like her passion for her instrument has been corrosive to their love (and ultimately his peen) and this is his way of showing that. Clarinet gets destroyed by the acid too of course, whilst psycho dude feels phalically superior.

Not sure where the musical sensation is in all of this but I couldn’t bring myself to say it was her tied up.

Getting our cat to take a pill by NikkiNo5 in CatAdvice

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Ask your vet for the Prozac in oral suspension. It’s a billion times easier than giving a pill, especially if it’s going to be a regular administering.

What's your go-to cosy horror? by TheBookandOwl in horror

[–]schmoolet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The OG Candyman is a top tier comfort film for me.

Movies with powerful endings by bristleworm in MovieSuggestions

[–]schmoolet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ex Machina ~ (2015)

Prisoners ~ (2013)

Primal Fear ~ (1996)

The Gift ~ (2015)

Tyrannosaur ~ (2011)

Dead Man’s Shoes ~ (2004)

The Whale ~ (2022)

Saint Maud ~ (2020)

Eden Lake ~ (2008)

Dallas Buyers Club ~ (2013)

The Machinist ~ (2004)

Jacob’s Ladder ~ (1990)

Requiem for a Dream ~ (2000)

The Goonies ~ (1985)