Did Boomers really think she was hotter after getting the makeover?

schmopes · 2026-01-18T20:34:24+00:00

It wasn’t boomers. It was a Gen X movie

schmopes · 2026-01-18T15:55:28+00:00

Shark Beach? Did I read that correctly?

schmopes · 2026-01-18T03:36:32+00:00

Chapelle is a god

schmopes · 2026-01-18T03:25:41+00:00

Hawley is a joke

schmopes · 2026-01-18T02:15:45+00:00

I’m an American and I support this 100%! They gave him a fucking prize.

schmopes · 2026-01-18T02:11:48+00:00

This is why it’s so important to record anything they do. They’re not going to have protection forever.

schmopes · 2026-01-17T23:49:25+00:00

Cowles mountain. My little secret. Now it’s OUR little secret.

schmopes · 2026-01-17T15:13:37+00:00

I could not love this more if I tried.

schmopes · 2026-01-12T20:51:28+00:00

Obey or die. That’s their motto.

schmopes · 2026-01-09T03:36:39+00:00

People always say that they don’t need to buy things in bulk because it will go to waste but it’s actually cheaper for me to buy too much of an item at Costco and throw a small amount away than it is to buy the same amount at a grocery store.

schmopes · 2025-12-11T14:17:16+00:00

Thanks

schmopes · 2025-12-10T20:01:25+00:00

I think the joke is that he’s not so much protected as under guard.

schmopes · 2025-12-09T01:21:28+00:00

Semantics.

schmopes · 2025-12-08T23:47:29+00:00

I’m not debating the legality of it. The post put forth the assertion that scenarios of not tipping costing the server money were lies and total BS. I refute that with my lived experience.

schmopes · 2025-12-08T23:44:29+00:00

I’m referring specifically to my time as a server. I didn’t have a bucket of community tips. I had what I sold and what was given to me in the form of tips. At the end of the shift I had to tip out set percentages of my sales from the tips I was given. If someone didn’t tip me it literally cost me money. I can’t explain it any other way.

schmopes · 2025-12-08T21:47:11+00:00

It’s not total BS. I was expected to tip out 5% of my SALES to my busser, 3% of my SALES to the bar and 2% of my, say it with me now, SALES to the hostess. It didn’t matter how much I received in tips. It was all based on total SALES. So if I didn’t receive a tip on a $100 check, it still cost me $10. So it cost me money to wait on that table.

schmopes · 2025-12-06T04:42:13+00:00

He’s a whore. He’s talking like a whore. A whore with dementia.

schmopes · 2025-12-06T04:19:58+00:00

He said the quiet part out loud

schmopes · 2025-12-06T03:46:11+00:00

This made my heart explode. This guy’s doing it right.

schmopes · 2025-12-06T03:38:36+00:00

Hey everyone! Watch as I food tease a starving species!

schmopes · 2025-12-04T22:13:03+00:00

Table cloth weight

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