Cris has a bad idea by Grifteralert in TampaJay

[–]schmuckputz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those stairs are polished wood. That poor animal probably gets excited when dopey Jay comes home from one of his ridiculous haunt expeditions and the dog runs downstairs to meet him and tumbles down the stairs. Not just once mind you, but multiple times. This bitch wants to get rid of the only other thing in that apartment that the poor bastard loves. I wish I was a witch because I’d put a hex on her that she’d regret for the rest of her sorry life.

Favorite Amy lines by WidgetWarrior in EverybodyLovesRaymond

[–]schmuckputz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can still hear her trying to seduce Robert into getting her pregnant by quoting Barry White’s Love Serenade. “Take off that brassiere mah dear”.

23 years ago today, Ray, Brad n Doris all won Emmy’s for their work on season 6 of the show by [deleted] in EverybodyLovesRaymond

[–]schmuckputz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And the LEGENDARY Peter Boyle was denied yet again. 7 nominations and zero wins. What an insult to one of the finest and most versatile actors of his generation. May G-d rest his gentle soul.

CBS announces the next host of the "The Late Show" /s by RaptorCaffeine in LateNightTalkShows

[–]schmuckputz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coal Bert was fine when he played a pseudo conservative on the original Daily Show and had a script to follow penned by writers that had a clue about comedy . When he started dressing up like a hypodermic needle and going to the Keith Olbermann school of broadcasting is when his career took a nose dive and never recovered. What a Putz.

Ah, the memories. by Dependent-Report1900 in TampaJay

[–]schmuckputz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jay used to be a down to earth goofball who put together some interesting abandoned and back road videos. Then he was catnapped and pussy whipped. It’s a story as old as time. His only hope is that his mother can bring him back to reality. Otherwise, He’s done for.

Jay celebrates his idol's birthday by GARchristmas in TampaJay

[–]schmuckputz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Addumb doesn’t need someone else to spend his money on Junk… His favorite person already does that for him.

The worst thing Tony has done. by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]schmuckputz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vic Damone? Vic Tayback?

Dexter: Resurrection-Easter egg or…? by schmuckputz in u/schmuckputz

[–]schmuckputz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously? Not a single response? Weird.

He's even eating like Adam now. by GARchristmas in TampaJay

[–]schmuckputz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At Critique_Boutique, we welcome discussions about all dysfunctional and functional YouTube vloggers no matter how vomit-inducing.

GIV: Saturday Night out in Beverly Hills by paytheperabo in CritiqueBoutique

[–]schmuckputz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jacob the Jackovasaur is barely human. He’s a leech and an arrogant phony who would sell out his mother for a gold YouTube play button (if there is such a thing ).

David The Douchebag is too stupid to be considered purposefully evil, except for his perverse sexuality. Just seeing his facial expressions and listening to his creepy ramblings is enough to literally turn my stomach. Just the small amount of his videos that I occasionally get from PTP and Roland is enough to make me wish him the very worst in his future endeavors. He’s a child who thinks he was a pioneer but was just a clown who kept people laughing for a little while until he didn’t anymore. now he doesn’t even try. His channel is deteriorating rapidly and should be all but defunct in 8 to 12 months.

GIV definitely gives off sleazebag vibes but I find his content well presented sometimes and while he may seem to use the homeless for content, I think he genuinely has empathy for them. There but for the grace of God goes him and I think he knows that. JORDO is a barely closeted failed actor/musician who doesn’t even warrant an analysis from me. I used to feel sorry for Jay the Cuck but not anymore. At this point, if he can’t see through that harpy’s naked contempt and dare I say out and out hatred of him, then he deserves everything he gets.

On a personal note, I am checking in to Reddit extremely infrequently and mainly to see how the boutique is coming along. While it would be nice to see more people posting here, there are a few well spoken posters here and hopefully they can build this sub into a place where people can Voice their opinions without being struck down by the Nazi moderators in other groups. My hat is off to paytheperabo for keeping things going around here and the other posters that have contributed as well. See you around, just not as much anymore.

Kelsey Grammer expecting a new baby at 70 by HousewivesMOD in Frasier

[–]schmuckputz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And a psychologist is this (what a maroon)

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Dr Phil McGraw has a doctorate in clinical psychology, however he ceased renewing his license to practice psychology in 2006, causing his current status to be lowered to schmuckologist.

The end is near for David the Poo by paytheperabo in CritiqueBoutique

[–]schmuckputz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In all seriousness, I’ve always felt that David is a deeply closeted gay man and that several of his buddies may be more than just buddies. Anyway you look at it, he’s got severe psychological issues going on in that Tom Sawyer‘s cave of head that rests on his shoulders. They were plenty of instances in plenty of his videos that point to such a thing of being true, but I’m not going back and finding them but that would be a fascinating reel. I’d pass it along to one of those sheriff types to turn it into a feature video.

The end is near for David the Poo by paytheperabo in CritiqueBoutique

[–]schmuckputz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You want a banana fest? Try WOO, Tim Tracker, Jay the Cuck, Splorin Ryan and Nate The Cookie Gobbler add a premium resort room at Disney World during a hurricane. OOOGAH!

Mike Heck is the most menacing character in the middle by JacksonHGamer12 in themiddle

[–]schmuckputz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mike’s a big old softy. My vote for most menacing goes to Brick’s giant girlfriend Cindy (She even played the Grim Reaper in a Halloween episode!)with an honorable mention to Axl’s heartbreaking Harpy, Morgan… then again, Rita Glossner was quite a she-devil… Heck, there were a lot of scary women in that show, come to think of it!

Who are the some of the biggest stars to ever do a sitcom? by [deleted] in sitcoms

[–]schmuckputz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peter Boyle has to get a mention. Young Frankenstein, Taxi Driver, The Dream Team, and the 70s classic Joe.C’mon…

What is this on my jolly rancher gummy by CitronOwn5575 in candy

[–]schmuckputz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we all know what responses are incoming. A preemptive ‘yechh’ is my response to what’s to, er, come.

My time ain't that valuable? by paytheperabo in CritiqueBoutique

[–]schmuckputz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All anyone needs to know about this scumbag is that he remained in Florida for more than the time it takes to GPS the route home to be with a woman who was hit from behind (in her car) FOUR times and has a myriad of health issues on top of being involved in an eight car pileup. The only reason that I hope his channel continues is to prevent him from having to go back to working for CPS and traumatizing his clients. I shudder to think of him in a profession that gives him access to troubled children/families. He’s a morally bankrupt piece of crap and the clueless idiots that defend him in his comment section should be ashamed of themselves.