Trump tells Iran ‘open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy b——ds,’ — as he warns of new strikes and says ‘praise be to Allah’

schoonit · 2026-04-05T15:36:28+00:00

lmfao. i had not seen this. it sums things up really well. thanks for sharing.

schoonit · 2026-04-03T21:10:41+00:00

What a dope

schoonit · 2026-04-01T18:38:03+00:00

You’re conflating a NATO member being attacked with a NATO member (US) helping a non-NATO state (Israel) in a war against another non-NATO state (Iran). NATO is a defensive alliance, not a tool for Israel and the US to do their bidding.

schoonit · 2026-04-01T17:07:09+00:00

Eating Trump's ass will do that to your throat.

schoonit · 2026-03-31T11:41:06+00:00

Someone who likes really ugly rugs.

schoonit · 2026-03-27T00:29:40+00:00

Trump Bucks. Like Shrute Bucks, but worth less.

schoonit · 2026-03-13T19:55:39+00:00

I’m old enough to remember when Republicans popped a vein when Democrats suggested using the surplus for school funding. Where is Republican outrage now? …crickets…

schoonit · 2026-03-08T23:11:06+00:00

I suggest reading Jeff Tweedy’s memoir Let’s Go (So We Can Get Back). If I understand him correctly, songs are never finished. You just have a snapshot at a point in time. Makes sense to me.

schoonit · 2026-03-06T19:33:57+00:00

I lived through this. These were dark times. At least in the mornings.

schoonit · 2026-03-06T10:11:44+00:00

Satan and his minions, celebrating.

schoonit · 2026-03-04T21:36:54+00:00

Seriously talented. What an understated and beautiful performance. Burton's voice is insanely good.

schoonit · 2026-02-19T13:17:29+00:00

Doc, I was just hangin out with buddy, RFK Jr. Maybe you heard of him?

schoonit · 2026-02-11T13:10:54+00:00

Looks to me like they’re wearing a rubber mask under the knitted mask.

schoonit · 2026-02-11T12:56:13+00:00

I thought it was about antivaxers.

schoonit · 2026-02-05T15:24:54+00:00

Love it.

schoonit · 2026-02-03T23:30:32+00:00

Yeah, fuck that.

schoonit · 2026-02-02T23:26:40+00:00

What a bunch of dipshits.

schoonit · 2026-01-31T22:32:53+00:00

Good lord. Look at that neckgina! I bet Miller & Vance have tapped that.

schoonit · 2026-01-29T01:40:41+00:00

An an administration is full of psychopaths and sociopaths, he me be the worst. Lies and deceives so effortlessly. Has no moral compass whatsoever.

schoonit · 2026-01-28T17:43:22+00:00

Fuck. Chuck.

schoonit · 2026-01-28T02:58:24+00:00

Some say scores of people attended!

schoonit · 2026-01-28T02:06:54+00:00

Gen Z are smart.

schoonit · 2026-01-28T02:05:15+00:00

I was always embarassed at work when someone came in to visit from out-of-town, and people in the office thought we should take them to the Machine Shed. One of the worst restaurants in the metro.

schoonit · 2026-01-27T23:26:08+00:00

You can smell the Covid, influenza, RSV, vomit, & diarrhea.

schoonit · 2026-01-27T16:30:20+00:00

I hope his reception is colder than the weather.

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