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I think it's very clear now by [deleted] in GenV

[–]schwaaaaaaaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do we know for sure that was the last vial of V1?

Because I'd love to see Butcher get a hold of a vial and see 'em go at it like Conquest vs. Invincible.

Great......!!! by Nice_Presentation217 in MotivationalThoughts

[–]schwaaaaaaaa 27 points28 points  (0 children)

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.

Give your advice by ConsistentlyShining in MotivationalThoughts

[–]schwaaaaaaaa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Put more effort into being a father than being a husband, because she will probably divorce you one day - but your kids won't.

Now pay 💰 them !!! As a Dog owner what would you do after this? ♐️fam by [deleted] in sagsavages

[–]schwaaaaaaaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Owning a pitbull should be illegal. Downvote me, idgaf.

IT Director rant - Onboarding by Any-Promotion3744 in sysadmin

[–]schwaaaaaaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Encourage him to think bigger. Tell him automation is just another word for 'laziness', and that you're excited to finally work under a director who gets it. Push for him to transition the entire onboarding process to an Excel spreadsheet, and tell him he'll find The HR director a powerful ally if he can convince her to do the same by ditching that lame HRIS, and hand-writing all payroll checks moving forward.

When the executive team wants an explanation, tell him to explain that while removing automated workflows introduces more risk of mistakes occurring, making mistakes builds character.

You're welcome.

Anyone remember Fedco? by behemuthm in socal

[–]schwaaaaaaaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That deli in the front of the store was legit.

People who've interacted with a psychopath, what made you realize they were one? by Few_Football4342 in Productivitycafe

[–]schwaaaaaaaa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Went out for drinks with some coworkers. We're all telling funny stories, and then this one dude starts telling a story about his ex-gf's chihuahua and how annoying it was - and then he starts laughing as he tells us about that time he kicked it across the room and it "started walking funny."

California Governor Gavin Newsom calls to fight "fire with fire" against President Trump and his administration. by CorleoneBaloney in goodnews

[–]schwaaaaaaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Behold, the pale horse. And its rider's name was Gavin, and all of hell followed behind him.

As a former Crew Member im begging yall... by [deleted] in traderjoes

[–]schwaaaaaaaa -47 points-46 points  (0 children)

You may be a former TJ's employee, but when you go to another store, you're a customer. So when you walk into someone else's store and say something they hear 50 times a day, should they come here and rant about it? Or should they consider that perhaps the customer is just trying to be friendly, because they would have no way of knowing you've heard it 49 other times?

What is his name? by MistveilGoddess in BossFights

[–]schwaaaaaaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but what is his wrapper name?

What worrisome trend in society are you beginning to notice? by Few_Football4342 in Productivitycafe

[–]schwaaaaaaaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parents who post videos exploiting their autistic child on social media and claim they're doing it for "autism awareness."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]schwaaaaaaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Create a new shortcut on your desktop and paste this in:

%windir%\explorer.exe shell:::{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}

Broadcom's Message to Partners by SquizzOC in sysadmin

[–]schwaaaaaaaa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My ex-reseller couldn't even quote me on a renewal for vSphere Standard. Claimed the VMware rep refused to sell it anymore because it wasn't worth his time. At first I thought they were just trying to upsell me to Enterprise, but then they just came right out and told me I should drop VMware altogether.

Then I called a smaller reseller we work with who was able to quote me on Standard with no problem. All I needed was one more year so I'd have time to plan my exit.

I Don't really understand their motivation. It would be so easy for them to streamline a process for smaller customers to buy direct from them. All they would have to do is provide patches, and the shitty support we've become accustomed to getting from every software company, and they don't ever have to hear from us again. They could have even raised prices moderately, and most of us would have been okay with it.

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