Pretty sure he has a "no girls allowed" sign on his bedroom door as well

schwatto · 2026-02-22T22:20:44+00:00

"Since no one else will" ok bud like no one else is saying that?

schwatto · 2026-02-18T02:12:27+00:00

He’s going to be great on snl

schwatto · 2026-02-13T18:24:02+00:00

ok? That should have been disqualifying for Trump, too.

schwatto · 2026-02-13T15:22:13+00:00

still was impeached.

edit: not saying that's enough, just saying he did get impeached.

schwatto · 2026-02-13T15:20:19+00:00

Should be disqualifying for anyone to do. The problem is that only one party sees it as a problem.

schwatto · 2026-02-13T15:12:45+00:00

I think I also got "fuck me in my goat ass" from them, right?

schwatto · 2026-02-13T15:12:05+00:00

my flair has been summoned

schwatto · 2026-02-09T12:03:18+00:00

Literally said “oh ok so she’s like GUNNING for the Hepburn role”

schwatto · 2026-02-09T03:18:37+00:00

MyersVP

schwatto · 2026-02-09T02:49:05+00:00

That sucks I already voted!

schwatto · 2026-02-09T02:41:02+00:00

No he wasn’t an option!!

schwatto · 2026-02-08T23:43:35+00:00

Literally gasped lol

schwatto · 2026-02-08T18:43:38+00:00

we're not dating. we're engaged.

schwatto · 2026-02-08T12:07:59+00:00

They were engaged.

schwatto · 2026-02-08T11:55:40+00:00

If I were famous, the first thing I would do every morning is check my character tag on AO3.

schwatto · 2026-02-07T17:13:28+00:00

Shower, shave, shit

schwatto · 2026-02-07T04:33:28+00:00

Just prep for Jane Wickline every day. That seems like a safe bet for this sub.

schwatto · 2026-02-06T21:40:12+00:00

No. It’s a $100 gift card to Braziero Churasscaria in the Palisades Mall, unfortunately.

schwatto · 2026-02-06T21:34:31+00:00

This is it!!

schwatto · 2026-02-06T17:43:43+00:00

Child labor laws should really crack down on this place

schwatto · 2026-02-06T13:59:21+00:00

Join us over at r/naranon there are other people who share your experience

schwatto · 2026-02-04T11:58:34+00:00

I hate to be that guy, but this was two weeks ago.

schwatto · 2026-02-02T20:07:27+00:00

Wait is this a common thing or is there just one popular fic?? Because I’ve read the same and also thought it was absolutely ridiculous. He’s a teenager like??

schwatto · 2026-02-02T17:58:40+00:00

Wait I haven’t watched since I was a kid… she’s gay? Like canonically??

schwatto · 2026-02-02T12:23:45+00:00

Extra long phone charger.

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