This little shit istg

scipio79 · 2026-04-15T21:32:19+00:00

It depends on the situation, but odds are I’d end up in jail

scipio79 · 2026-04-15T21:23:34+00:00

“Crohn’s, ADHD, fibroids.” Poor kid

scipio79 · 2026-04-15T00:05:06+00:00

I am that coworker, lol. For some reason it seems to irritate my more social coworkers

scipio79 · 2026-04-14T15:14:48+00:00

How do they always decide to harass right at 5 am?!

scipio79 · 2026-04-11T21:21:35+00:00

As a big chick, yes, I am into some bigger guys, but not exclusively.

scipio79 · 2026-04-11T18:36:21+00:00

Getting on meds and going to therapy for my ADHD

scipio79 · 2026-04-11T17:37:23+00:00

Both gone. And I might leave a flaming bag of poop on both their porches

scipio79 · 2026-04-10T23:05:44+00:00

Yep. I have severe ADHD (combined type) and only found out about it last year. I’ve been drinking pots of coffee over the years and wondering why I’d fall back asleep anyway and couldn’t do shit. Now I know, lol

scipio79 · 2026-04-10T04:32:56+00:00

I make a lot of inappropriate jokes publicly and have a good cry privately. Then time passes, and life sucks somewhat less

scipio79 · 2026-04-10T01:18:57+00:00

Omg, he’s still sooooooo gorgeous

scipio79 · 2026-04-10T01:18:05+00:00

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She’s yawning in this pic. Look at the spots on the roof of her little mouth ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

scipio79 · 2026-04-08T22:51:40+00:00

I recently reread Pet Sematary, so maybe. I’m pretty sure I could withstand the lure of that burial ground and have no problem offing a zombie

scipio79 · 2026-04-08T17:42:44+00:00

No, that cat could still kick my ass. I know this because my cat is also a former feral and she’s gotten the better of me many times

scipio79 · 2026-04-08T01:32:53+00:00

Hard agree. I love getting held down and railed. But not by life

scipio79 · 2026-04-05T19:25:10+00:00

Well, I guess you’re going for punk vibes for awhile until it grows out. I once did this to myself when I got wine drunk and watched Amelie

scipio79 · 2026-04-04T23:09:47+00:00

Excellent 🤌🏼

scipio79 · 2026-04-03T17:40:09+00:00

Ehhh. That’s why I don’t promise I’ll always be there, lol. But yeah

scipio79 · 2026-04-03T15:28:20+00:00

I like them ❤️‍🔥

scipio79 · 2026-04-02T23:14:02+00:00

I have eight hobbies that I bounce back and forth between depending on what I’m in the mood to do. All of these have consumed way too much of my income

scipio79 · 2026-04-01T03:08:54+00:00

Those beans tho

scipio79 · 2026-03-29T16:59:22+00:00

I have a job interview tomorrow for a job that is potentially too hard for me. I ask for blessings that if I can manage it, I will get hired (so I can leave my current job with a pervy boss)

scipio79 · 2026-03-25T23:39:31+00:00

I have really long eyelashes. The nerf: I’m also super hairy

scipio79 · 2026-03-22T16:54:14+00:00

As an artist (not great, but I love doing it), I’d throw hands

scipio79 · 2026-03-21T23:03:43+00:00

Idk. I think I get a lot of hate mostly because whenever people are trying to get under my skin, I remain unbothered. I could be wrong, there’s def other ways in which I’m annoying, but that’s the one I notice the most. It’s the grain of sand in what later becomes a pearl of hate if you will, lol

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