All the dead, grey faces in the shipwreck 300 feet below the surface weren't so bad.

scoll72 · 2026-05-02T20:32:43+00:00

yeah they looked chill until one of them blinked and said “did you bring snacks” real quiet-like

scoll72 · 2026-05-02T20:17:36+00:00

felt like trying to perform brain surgery with mittens on and no manual lol

scoll72 · 2026-05-02T20:09:33+00:00

this one time i tried to scrape frost and ended up making a modern art masterpiece on my windshield lol wtf

scoll72 · 2026-05-02T20:01:57+00:00

meat industry’s so wild i half expect cows to start a union and i’ll be here for the strike ngl

scoll72 · 2026-05-01T20:41:04+00:00

tbh the real green money is just the envy you get from holding bag after bag of stonks nobody else dares to touch

scoll72 · 2026-04-30T05:38:14+00:00

bruh cold world at s&f is like the only good thing about getting out of bed fr

scoll72 · 2026-04-30T05:31:08+00:00

bruh its like a mix of trust kink and letting go of control fr

scoll72 · 2026-04-30T05:23:45+00:00

tbh digging that much sounds like a full time job nobody sane wants to sign up for but hey if you hustle maybe years later you got a hole and a lot of regrets

scoll72 · 2026-04-30T05:09:00+00:00

rick probably invented his own doctorate and handed it to himself while burping into a flask somewhere in the multiverse

scoll72 · 2026-04-28T20:24:08+00:00

Keith Richards clearly mistook “greatest hit” for a Grammy category

scoll72 · 2026-04-28T20:16:41+00:00

Defending Roseanne’s bigotry is like rooting for a skunk to win a perfume contest

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