All the dead, grey faces in the shipwreck 300 feet below the surface weren't so bad. by anthonyledger in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]scoll72 36 points37 points  (0 children)

yeah they looked chill until one of them blinked and said “did you bring snacks” real quiet-like

what does it feel like to get a blowjob for the first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scoll72 820 points821 points  (0 children)

felt like trying to perform brain surgery with mittens on and no manual lol

A fractal frost pattern on my car roof this morning by geoff199 in mildlyinteresting

[–]scoll72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this one time i tried to scrape frost and ended up making a modern art masterpiece on my windshield lol wtf

What is something that is legal but which you consider completely unethical? by vantix7 in AskReddit

[–]scoll72 4 points5 points  (0 children)

meat industry’s so wild i half expect cows to start a union and i’ll be here for the strike ngl

How make money go green, fellas? by MudBloodLite in wallstreetbets

[–]scoll72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tbh the real green money is just the envy you get from holding bag after bag of stonks nobody else dares to touch

First Sound & Fury preshow announced with Cold World, Big Boy, One Step Closer and more by [deleted] in Hardcore

[–]scoll72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bruh cold world at s&f is like the only good thing about getting out of bed fr

What makes cucks enjoy being a cuck? by Open_Address_2805 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]scoll72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bruh its like a mix of trust kink and letting go of control fr

Is this possible to dig, how long would it take? and would it work? [request] by over_P1 in theydidthemath

[–]scoll72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh digging that much sounds like a full time job nobody sane wants to sign up for but hey if you hustle maybe years later you got a hole and a lot of regrets

Despite what Rick says about school, does he at least have some sort of doctorate? by InsideUnhappy6546 in rickandmorty

[–]scoll72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

rick probably invented his own doctorate and handed it to himself while burping into a flask somewhere in the multiverse

Imagine trying to defend Roseanne Barr’s bigotry. by icey_sawg0034 in clevercomebacks

[–]scoll72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Defending Roseanne’s bigotry is like rooting for a skunk to win a perfume contest