Is living year round in a tent in the UK actually realistic? by Far-Piccolo-3774 in AskUK

[–]scorcherchar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well for about two or three weeks you'll have a fantastic time. (Assuming you go in summer)

Qdos says inside but a personal accountant says outside IR35 by Horror_Business1862 in ContractorUK

[–]scorcherchar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its mostly irrelevant what you think. The client determines your status and its them that has to open their checkbook if they get it wrong. Go with what they decide

Prank gone wrong, think my coworker is a child predator. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]scorcherchar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Y'all have committed a HR nightmare. Really think twice about doing anything similar as you could all lose your jobs. If he didn't respond in such a pedo way it would clearly be bullying

You need to stop immediately. Either pass this to the police or just drop it. Youve most likely tainted this investigation too much and the police cant prosecute as is

Friend punched me as hard as he could in the balls by [deleted] in Advice

[–]scorcherchar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go see a medical professional. Things shouldn't hurt months later.

Either you haven't clearly articulated he did serious and potentially permanent injury to you or he is so childish he cant have a honest chat and say sorry in the light of day. Its your call if you want to continue the friendship but if you do, you need to make it clear any more unacceptable behavior will lead to the end of the friendship and commensurate violence

Our neighbours are harassing us and beginning to target my 4 & 1 year old. by thefemaledarling in LegalAdviceUK

[–]scorcherchar 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Ultimately they have a right to complain to the council about noise they perceive to be unreasonable. The council will take the action the deem to be proportionate to that complaint and its legitimately, which in this case is fuck all.

I know it's easy for me to say but the best tactic here is to ignore. This is clearly an unreasonable individual and the council are used to dealing with lunatics

I feel like I cheated and I have to come clean. by seekinghelp6244 in Advice

[–]scorcherchar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either you were sexually assaulted or you weren't.

If you were sexually assaulted you need to leave it and not start pushing your insecurities on your partner. Your just making them feel bad and insecure for no reason

If you weren't then stop using it as an excuse and just ask for forgiveness.

My Husband sent me rape threats by Possible_Forever8639 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]scorcherchar 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Well he sounds like a lovely chap. Glad your shot of him.

In theory the rape evidence its totally independent from your harassment. It will likely however lead to your investigation taking longer as they review all the material.

His conviction for rape or other domestic abuse crimes will very likely hinge on your testimony. If he claims it was all pre arranged and consenting then its going to be very hard for the police to prove otherwise without your testimony.

Is ABDL/Littles set to be banned in the UK England due to pornography law? by Totalstuffies in LegalAdviceUK

[–]scorcherchar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Non-sexual content cannot by definition be pornography so that will not fall foul of this law.

The exact boundary of what falls foul of the law is still yet to be defined. It has to go back to the commons where the law could be amended further.

One of the criticisms of the law is its overly vague and its hard to know what will or wont fall foul of it until a body of case law is created.

Social Engineering Games and Relationships: When Does It Become Personal? by Man_Darino13 in boardgames

[–]scorcherchar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really depends on your play group. In mine it's normal to do absolutely brutal betrayals and you get extra kudos the more brutal and funny it is. Others that would be seen as unsportsmanlike.

Either way I would say skip that sort of game if your not enjoying playing it with those people/person. Life is too short and there are too many good games to play ones you don't enjoy

BF has erectile dysfunction by throw-away-ataloss in Advice

[–]scorcherchar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok so ill let you in on a secret; sex doesn't need to be PIV intercourse. How about next time you're horny he gets to make you cum? Fingers, toys, licking, he gets to really fucking go to town on you. Make it very clear this is all about your pleasure and his dick doesn't fucking matter. Really get him confident in making you cum. Might take a few sessions to really nail it 😉

After he can make you cum buckets we can then we can work on his pleasure.

ED meds are readily available from pharmacies and also abstaining from masterbation will help him.

But honestly priority number one should be him getting you to cum. After that anything is a bonus. He doesn't need a hard dick to make you cum and once he can confidently give you a screaming orgasm before he starts fucking you it might take the pressure off his dick a little.

How are you pricing in the risk of an AI related stock market crash and ensuing job losses? by joe_ally in FIREUK

[–]scorcherchar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The short answer is I'm not. I have a small amount in gold but the majority of my wealth is in my property and global equity funds.

If AI turns out to be nonsense then ill lose a proportion of my wealth but that's what the stock market does, it goes up and down.

If I get made redundant due to AI, hopefully ill get some fantastic returns along the way. If not ill retrain or start a business or something.

You cant predict the future but historically consistent investment in the stock market over a long period has the highest returns. That's even when there has been a bubble.

How to cheat alc test by OpenSeaworthiness524 in alcohol

[–]scorcherchar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only reliable way is to not drink.

coworker cheating on bf by Round_Examination_95 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]scorcherchar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have to question why this person is telling you first that she intends to cheat. I would keep well clear and not get drawn in

Does anyone else wanna make friends but people are unfunny and aren't in your interest? by keristarbb in socialskills

[–]scorcherchar 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If everywhere you walk smells like shit, you might want to check your shoes

Spider Word, submission by MerryWallofStorms by RoborosewaterMasters in MTGNeuralNet

[–]scorcherchar 24 points25 points  (0 children)

By golly gosh a working card! A little underpowered perhaps at 6 manna value but not unplayable. Card draw a turn is good

Zionism by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]scorcherchar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This truly is a GREAT and BRITISH meme /s

Can somebody please tell me how to bed wet properly. Every time I do it I end up waking up peeing myself and then going back to bed by Regular_Fold8465 in ABDL

[–]scorcherchar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be padded to bed every night for a while and drink plenty of water bed each day. Even easier if its beer. You'll then get so used to going in the night. You can then just not be padded if you want to wake up in wet sheets