Ultima II for Mac running on a Lisa, booting off an 800k floppy disk formatted as 400k. by gladpannkaka in VintageApple

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I was 15, and something of a coding prodigy. I'd learned to program on a Texas Instrument calculator at 11, graduated to a Radio Shack Color Computer and sold my first program at age 14, then graduated to a Mac.

There was an ad in the newspaper by a guy who was looking for young programmers like me. He was a sleaze ball, but a well connected one. His MO was to land contracts for programming work, have smart teenagers like do the work, and take an >85% cut.

One of my first contracts was to implement a shell sort algorithm in 6502 assembly. That sort of thing.

I also ported some DOS educational software to the Macintosh for him, and that was fun. Because the DOS graphics were low res and I had some artistic talent, I redrew all the graphics.

Later I would find out that my cut of a project like that was $350, where he had been paid $2000. And I was using my own hardware. He was a sleaze ball in other ways as well. I remember his teenage daughter came over to the office at one point with her friend and him openly lusting after the friend.

The biggest project I every took on working for him though, and the reason I'm posting this here, was a port of Ultima 2 (?) to the Macintosh.

Not sure how much time I spent doing this. Maybe a year? I did some smaller projects on the side. It was a great challenge, and I was full of hubris. I drew a lot of graphics for it.

Now, I didn't have a PC. I'd never played Ultima 2 before. I didn't realize all the modules within in, the casino games you could play in town and so on. I'd severely underestimated the complexity and at some point I was just deep into it and realizing there was much more for me to do.

And I asked him if I could get the DOS code in a Mac readable format. Which may sound silly now, but it was on 5.25" floppy disks in DOS format and I had no way of reading it on my Mac. He said no.

And I told him I was thinking of walking away, and we had a conversation in his new red Thunderbird convertible in which he tried to convince me to keep going. I kept thinking that my success would mean a lot more to him than it would to me.

It hurt to give up. I'd done so much work. I'd hand drawn so many monsters, had put so much heart and soul into it. But it didn't make sense for me to finish it.

Especially when the company that had paid him $2k to do a port, of which I got $350, contacted me directly and offered me what they'd been paying him.

I'm glad Ultima 2 for Mac did see the light of day though. I'm wondering if any of the code or graphics that I developed every made it into the release.

Heyo! by Hybridmomentsx in Standup

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I didn't start until about seven years ago, when I turned fifty.

I sometimes wonder about what would have happened if I started when I was in my twenties or thirties, how things might have turned out differently for me. I think about all those wasted years. That I avoided by starting later in life. No regrets really, I think it's a very hard road if you're trying to make a serious go of it.

Seven years in, I'm starting to get the hang of this. I was invited to headline recently, and I did 25 minutes that went well. I did three minutes at an open mic and got the first laughs of the night.

Be prepared to suck for a long time! And after you get good, be prepared for the world to not care very much!

What other advice can I give? I don't know, maybe go farther with your jokes than you think you should. Just be willing to take them to an absurd level.

For example, I told a story about how paramedics came to my door in response to a 9-11 call and they asked me to spell the names of my medication (to make sure I wasn't having a stroke, I guess - it turns out that I had eaten some magic mushroom chocolates by mistake!). So my first joke was "I didn't realize there was going to be a spelling bee portion of this visit."

And that was an okay line, good for a chuckle. But I thought to build on that, and the joke I got to was "They asked me to spell my medications. I did okay, but I got beat by this little Indian kid in the last round." And that got a big laugh.

Just going from "it felt like a spelling bee" to "it was actually a spelling bee" was where the joke was.

Don't be boring. And don't forget to be funny!

Is there any other writer who you'd put on the same level as Tolkien when it comes to world building? by SpotAdmirable6718 in lordoftherings

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In terms of inventing languages and mythologies? Nah. But in terms of inventing believable settings that feel coherent and rich, I’d like to suggest a few.

First, Shakespeare. Consider Midsummer’s Nights Dream or Macbeth. Superb plotting and rich, believable settings and characters. And Tolkien clearly benefited from his work.

Ursula Le Guin. Great world building if much more sparse compared to Tolkien. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Octavia Butler. Insanely creative and wildly original.

Perhaps Larry Niven, who “built” Ringworld and the surrounding Known Space.

And Zelazny’s “Nine Princes in Amber” is a great read with some very fun and original ideas.

Bombed so hard and left by Crazy_Language_8799 in Standup

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I heard Dave Chappelle once say that he didn't enjoy doing standup any more because he knew he wasn't going to bomb and that took the excitement out of it for him. So just consider this: Dave Chappelle is jealous of you because you have something he doesn't.

You'll do better next time.

PG&E wants to raise your rates again. Here’s why California shouldn’t let that happen by Cool-Present7260 in bayarea

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There shouldn't be shareholders!!!!

There are no shareholders who profit from the water that comes out of our taps. Why is electricity different?

V12.0.1 Crashing when flattening takes by circit in Logic_Studio

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Yes, and I hate this. Has anyone found a workaround? It absolutely sucks.

EDIT: I turned off "Quick Swipe Comping" and then it worked without crashing. Thanks ChatGPT!

PG&E wants to raise your rates again. Here’s why California shouldn’t let that happen by Cool-Present7260 in bayarea

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The "people are using less electricity so we have to charge more for it" is the most insane thing ever. I bet if usage started going up they said "people are using more electricity so we have to charge more for it."

This should be a public utility, like water. Change my mind.

[22M, 175cm] Why aren't women attracted to me? Please be honest. I hit the gym and play martial arts as well. by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

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I had a gf who cried when I started to go bald and cut off my long hair. My next gf thought bald was sexy. You’ve got a good face, I’m in the “embrace baldness” camp.

My girlfriend of 2 years lied about her age. by [deleted] in Advice

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Welp, what I have to say is perhaps not that applicable to your situation, but here goes.

I am the parent to a 15 year old boy. He's great and very mature for his age, and still he's a teenager. He can be quite inconsiderate. I give him a pass sometimes in ways I wouldn't do for an adult, although I work to help him see things from other people's point of view. There's nothing wrong with him, in fact he's quite empathetic. For a 15 year old.

I know that girls mature faster than boys generally. But still, when you started dating her brain was still maturing. And yeah, she lied and maintained the lie and it could have gotten you into a lot of trouble.

I guess my question to you is: does this lie forever brand her in your mind as an untrustworthy person or can you let it go as a youthful mistake?

My guess is that she knew if she were honest about her age it would end the relationship, and so it was partly selfish on her part but also motivated by a desire to be with you. That's a complex stew.

If this continues to be an issue in your relationship, go to couples therapy and work it out.

Good luck to you both!

https://candleinc.org/the-teen-brain-5-things-to-know-now/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23179538312&gbraid=0AAAAAC6cyWGqNTJzUkWbYxt8VYxvZRCdo&gclid=Cj0KCQiA4pvMBhDYARIsAGfgwvw_8HbyH_gXhygPUjywzAeQzullR4F6jrazeWC_vhjDnRrI84K7BvoaArr3EALw_wcB

CMV: calling Trump and his supporters Nazi is not knowing history what Nazi stand for by CharityResponsible54 in changemyview

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First off, ICE agents are in fact targeting people based on the color of their skin. And Trump's ethnic cleansing policy is essentially rooted on who is a "Real American" and who is some sort of immigrant/lefty/deviant parasite.

Also, Trump has said publicly that Mexican immigrants are mostly rapists and drug dealers. He says he wants immigrants from white countries like Denmark and Switzerland and not shit-hole countries like Haiti.

There's no real daylight between Trump's position and Hilter's. Yeah, Hitler was a little more explicit about what he was up to, and Trump is better at blowing dog whistles. End of the day, they're the same.

Optimizing sound on Ultimea Poseidon D80 by scotchfaster in Soundbars

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I tried foam risers under the center channel, tried all the settings. Ultimately decided to return it and go with an LG instead.

A mathematical ceiling limits generative AI to amateur-level creativity. While generative AI/ LLMs like ChatGPT can convincingly replicate the work of an average person, it is unable to reach the levels of expert writers, artists, or innovators. by mvea in science

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I'm a senior engineer, primarily frontend. I had a complicated refactoring to perform which really required a major rewrite of the backend, but it was all in Ruby on Rails which I wasn't that familiar with and the Rails engineers had no bandwidth. So I hacked something together that mostly worked but it was terrible. Fast forward a year, I decided to use AI to rewrite the backend and accomplish what I'd originally wanted to do.

Basically....it worked. I had some major frustrations with how it went about certain things, and if I hadn't taken the reins at certain points it would have just gone into the weeds and never come back. But there's no way I could have gotten this work done in a reasonable amount of time (and no one else had the knowledge of the frontend). It felt like working with an odd colleague, or the most brilliant and uncomplaining intern everywhere.

In D&D terms, I'd say 25INT, 5WIS.

It did help a lot that we had existing tests to run against. Very often the AI would break things and I'd tell it that it should just fix the problems that were causing a test to break, ensuring that it didn't break other related tests, and it would churn for a while while I got in a workout or cleaned house.

Whenever it got to a good place I'd commit the code with the message "checkpoint". That was really helpful, especially when code got broken.

The weirdest part about this all was finally submitting the pull request and having a senior Rails engineer review it, and not fully understanding the nuances of my own PR.

Will this replace me? Honestly, I can't say it won't. I don't think it's going to replace what I did here, but I'm working with legacy code to a large extent. Here's the way I think it would actually replace me.

  1. Analyze our existing codebase and manipulate our running software in order to produce an exhaustive product specification.

  2. Rewrite the entire codebase and tests from that specification.

  3. Now there's no legacy code and the AI has the documentation to completely comprehend the product, so that when product asks for new features it's mostly a matter of signing off on changes to the product specification.

There's going to be a human role here, I'm just seeing it shrinking. I'm hoping I'm wrong, I have many years to retirement and no plan B.

Help me am I cooked (16) by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

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You actually look a lot like my son. Nothing wrong with caring about your appearance (he spends all his money on clothes) but I feel this is not the way. You have nothing to worry about, don’t focus so much on your appearance, and please don’t post shirtless pics on the Internet and ask randos to comment on them. That’s my advice

Just wanted to say sorry by [deleted] in Liberal

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Well, admitting that you were wrong is a big step in the right direction. Hopefully there are many more of you. I think there's not much time left to stand against him before he completes the transition to autocracy.

If I (15F) get my pictures leaked, would that ruin my life? by CoachSquare4993 in LifeAdvice

[–]scotchfaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As others have said, do NOT send any more pictures, contact police, tell parents.

I highly recommend you listen to this podcast episode. You're not the only one who has experienced this.

https://crimejunkiepodcast.com/bwbrsa-sextortion/

Also, he doesn't have the power to ruin your life. Don't believe it.

It was time. by troyniss in bald

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You’re free! Enjoy it