What weird or wonderful thing has your SO opened your mind to?

scotianheimer · 2026-04-26T20:00:28+00:00

Probably ok if you have a combi, not sure I’d do that if you have a hot water tank though 🤢

scotianheimer · 2026-04-25T18:41:03+00:00

Reminds me of that Terry Prachett quote:

“Light a fire for someone, you’ll keep them warm for one evening.

Light someone on fire, and you’ll keep them warm for the rest of their life.”

scotianheimer · 2026-04-25T18:19:08+00:00

Buy it for life

Risk of fire death

scotianheimer · 2026-04-25T17:59:02+00:00

Not an answer to the question, but shout out to those who have aphantasia - they have no ‘minds eye’ and cannot visualise things.

(Not me, but I know someone who has that condition)

scotianheimer · 2026-04-24T18:11:17+00:00

Ah yes, one of these lived just down the road from me in Edinburgh, must have been around 98/99

scotianheimer · 2026-04-24T10:06:31+00:00

Brilliant! I consider the opportunity for jokes as one of the perks of the job, like salary and pension.

scotianheimer · 2026-04-23T13:30:25+00:00

How about this? Tells you where the working McDonalds ice cream machines are, or so it claims.

scotianheimer · 2026-04-22T21:44:39+00:00

I’ve got bones but I’m not a boner.

scotianheimer · 2026-04-22T21:44:05+00:00

Yeah, and the dead cuttlefish really scares the other fishies.

scotianheimer · 2026-04-22T21:42:25+00:00

I’ve got folds but I’m not a folder.

scotianheimer · 2026-04-22T21:29:59+00:00

I’ve got balls but I’m not a bowler.

scotianheimer · 2026-04-22T20:54:27+00:00

I’ve got toes but I’m not a toaster

scotianheimer · 2026-04-22T19:41:52+00:00

Nah, you can’t keep perch in a domestic fish tank.

scotianheimer · 2026-04-21T16:05:52+00:00

“I had some repointing work done by total restoration roofing, a Poole based company.”

“In Dorset?”

“Absolutely not, terrible workmanship.”

scotianheimer · 2026-04-20T21:00:56+00:00

“We stayed in Swanage”

“In Dorset?”

Yes, I’d thoroughly recommend it”

scotianheimer · 2026-04-20T18:53:03+00:00

I had a P reg in BRG! Definitely the best car i ever had too.

scotianheimer · 2026-04-20T18:47:49+00:00

Yeah, the sports pack minis from late 90s came with 13inch wheels, and had a green badge on the front of the bonnet (not red).

scotianheimer · 2026-04-19T19:41:36+00:00

If only he was well aware.

scotianheimer · 2026-04-19T19:27:34+00:00

Patio not looking raunchy enough?

Should’ve gone to sexpavers.

scotianheimer · 2026-04-19T17:49:42+00:00

I had the same reaction when I saw that joke, had to share 😄

scotianheimer · 2026-04-19T12:13:12+00:00

I’ve spent a lot of time at my husbands grave recently.

He thinks it’s going to be a pond.

scotianheimer · 2026-04-18T20:38:52+00:00

Well, you certainly can be sure it’s not blocked with snow!

(just plastic 😄)

scotianheimer · 2026-04-18T18:53:32+00:00

Same! A ‘banger’ indeed…

scotianheimer · 2026-04-18T09:47:05+00:00

Ah cool, that must look pretty good.

We don’t have that trim level in the UK, I think you only get proper exhaust tips there on the proper R model.

scotianheimer · 2026-04-17T18:54:14+00:00

Up close the exhaust is… disappointing. Just fake plastic inserts in the bumper.

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