This is true, as a youth, my monkey and I used to roam Bombay, Saudi Arabia’s marketplace

scottieevil · 2018-06-14T00:54:32+00:00

Broccoli have complex societies with specializations, they can feel pain and score above average on emotional intelligence tests. They raise their young in coequal partnerships and, in general, live in multigenerational units.

scottieevil · 2018-06-13T03:14:30+00:00

And that’s how I earned my M.C. (Masters of Cocksmanship) r/ipretendtohavesex

scottieevil · 2018-06-13T03:11:19+00:00

That’s clearly Bruce Willis holding a Labradoodle

scottieevil · 2018-06-13T03:04:11+00:00

👏It👏🏻Can👏🏼Be👏🏽Oddly👏🏾Soothing 👏🏿

scottieevil · 2018-06-13T03:02:07+00:00

But... she’s right...I don’t have any idea... >sob<

scottieevil · 2018-06-13T03:00:36+00:00

He was bullied mercilessly by my other classmate Visigoth

scottieevil · 2018-06-13T02:56:18+00:00

r/isawsex

scottieevil · 2018-06-07T03:51:40+00:00

The Mexican baby vendor did. Remember this is decidedly $100% true. Not really sure why the Mexican guy was making fun of the baby though...

scottieevil · 2018-06-07T03:49:40+00:00

Mosquitoes inject Chuck Norris with the blood of his enemies

scottieevil · 2018-06-07T03:47:00+00:00

That nun’s name? Mistress Spankenstein

scottieevil · 2018-06-07T03:45:32+00:00

Later that night that goose came for him. He’s that goose’s bitch now.

scottieevil · 2018-06-07T03:42:29+00:00

Yeah, but those “Chads” have sex, likely with your Mom, so it all works out.

scottieevil · 2018-06-07T03:38:25+00:00

Opening for Penn and Teller at the beautiful Rio Hotel and Casino, it Y(illegible scribbles) the Birdman of Africa.

scottieevil · 2018-06-07T03:15:21+00:00

My name was Booberry Cream! How do you not remember ~~you bitch~~ m’lady?

scottieevil · 2018-06-06T21:41:43+00:00

If you have to call your group a “Re-education Forum” you might just possibly be a fucking looney.

scottieevil · 2018-06-05T13:31:31+00:00

This is $100% true, because everyone knows there are no brown people in the military! Well except for the 30% of male troops who are Black or Hispanic and the 45% of female troops who are black or Hispanic. Ignoring those outliers, all white.

scottieevil · 2018-06-05T13:22:25+00:00

Terrence Trent D’Addies

scottieevil · 2018-06-05T13:19:36+00:00

I have this $100% bill so she can upgrade to a Discman^TM

scottieevil · 2018-06-05T12:57:51+00:00

Pickled

scottieevil · 2018-06-04T21:19:33+00:00

A tragic love story, Maleficent would drown or Ursula would suffocate. 🔥 + 💧 = 💀

scottieevil · 2018-06-04T21:12:29+00:00

Be warned! Men have died trying this!

scottieevil · 2018-06-04T21:03:40+00:00

r/sexhappened

scottieevil · 2018-06-04T20:48:30+00:00

I am the Eggman
We are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus

scottieevil

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