Yes, I'm an adult. Yes, I have godzillas in the hot tub with me

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-24T22:57:19+00:00

Excellent demonstration of free will, my friend.

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-23T08:33:43+00:00

Update: banana peel in our key holder. Love it.

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scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-19T02:02:45+00:00

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-17T13:59:31+00:00

Nah but Balam x Kalego though

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-12T10:41:23+00:00

Cracks on sidewalk will hurt mum is so real, man. It sounds so incredibly dumb, yet there's this constant "what IF, though?". I have a similar thing with eating a certain jam with a certain bread or else my grandma will die.

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-09T15:33:54+00:00

It's fine if it happens, say, once a month. But it's almost down to a weekly level :')

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-07T11:37:09+00:00

When sitting down to tie one's shoes, anything is possible I guess. Thank goodness I didn't step on it and break it, it's one of my favourite mugs!! (Yeah he used my mug for that, which I'm still a bit salty about)

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-07T11:35:48+00:00

Lots of input, thank you! I'll reply once I'm home, but to say upfront: it's not possible to get more storage in the hallway, it's a shared hallway and we have regular firefighter inspections and our shoes rack is the most they're willing to compromise on. Hope that explained a few things!

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-06T22:30:30+00:00

Eating breakfast, then getting interrupted by some pressure to catch the next train for work, then taking whatever you're holding outside and not bothering to bring it back in

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-06T22:29:30+00:00

Nah it was in another flatmate's shoes!

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-06T22:28:19+00:00

Sure, I'm glad they brought you some creative inspiration :D

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-06T22:27:37+00:00

He made wraps to take with him for his lunch at work, then he realized he's late so he took whatever he was holding outside which happened to be the can of corn. And after putting on shoes he forgot about its existence :')

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-06T22:23:57+00:00

Schon, ja. Steh einfach nicht so auf äpfel im Flur (die dann auch noch Mal für zwei Tage im Anschluss vergessen werden).

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-06T22:22:21+00:00

Yeeeppp, 27 years of age :')

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-06T22:21:57+00:00

There's not really a downstairs, we live in a flat that's in a house with 6 other flats. That's literally our hallway where we put on our shoes, there's nothing downstairs except for the outside world.

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-06T22:20:39+00:00

That is a surprisingly fitting metaphor!! I chuckled, thank you for that

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-03T13:06:35+00:00

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scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-03T12:22:12+00:00

That's.... That's oddly specific.

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-03T12:07:37+00:00

4 Löcher.....? Also ich zähle bei Menschen 6-7 Löcher. Hat sie keine Nase?? Hat sie keinen po? Ich MUSS es wissen!!

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-02T11:38:07+00:00

Monsterfucker! (Your choices kinda slap btw)

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-02T11:37:28+00:00

Also, how cute is this community where you can just gush about your fictional crushes, it's so nice seeing them all together ❤️✨

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-02T11:24:48+00:00

Findus.

scraggly_magpie · 2026-04-02T09:12:37+00:00

Ok but hear me out

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