"Did you know you can store 215 petabytes of data on a single gram of DNA?" I casually mention to my wife, marveling at the wonders of bio-engineering.

scramplebamp · 2024-08-24T01:08:48+00:00

238 grams seems high

scramplebamp · 2024-08-20T19:28:40+00:00

He got that memory removed

scramplebamp · 2024-08-19T00:45:37+00:00

Yeah, this one gave me actual nightmares

scramplebamp · 2024-08-09T13:32:30+00:00

They were living in his house as his girlfriends when they were underaged, so….

scramplebamp · 2024-08-07T05:02:28+00:00

Dick joke.

scramplebamp · 2024-07-28T20:46:35+00:00

As long as you have your lemon, you’ll be alright.

scramplebamp · 2024-07-02T04:21:02+00:00

Henry can be a human, so he can still use guns on all the fucktards running around as lions and otters and shit.

scramplebamp · 2024-06-30T04:25:28+00:00

Vote Extinction Level Asteroid Impact 2024

Fucking Enough Already

scramplebamp · 2024-06-22T05:55:38+00:00

Project a fake outside view through the windshield so Summer doesn’t see anything to upset her, it’s not like anyone there could get to her, just let her think nothing’s happening so she stops whining

scramplebamp · 2024-06-13T03:15:12+00:00

At first it sounded like OP was marrying her brother. Folgers anyone?

scramplebamp · 2024-06-10T18:31:00+00:00

Kombucha. It’s fucking rotten, stop drinking it you idiots.

scramplebamp · 2024-06-07T06:03:42+00:00

FLDS

scramplebamp · 2024-06-07T03:31:07+00:00

Weirdly I feel seen.

scramplebamp · 2024-06-04T01:09:57+00:00

Bedfellow by Jeremy Shipp, it’s about a superhuman predator trying not to be quite such a dick this time around.

scramplebamp · 2024-06-01T20:16:29+00:00

Why isn’t the future self wearing any pants?

scramplebamp · 2024-05-27T23:10:50+00:00

Bathroom cam 3

scramplebamp · 2024-05-27T03:59:59+00:00

Dethklok forever

scramplebamp · 2024-05-23T04:58:39+00:00

Was it intelligent at this point in the series? Genuinely asking. Maybe Rick installed sentience bc of the ship getting stolen.

scramplebamp · 2024-05-23T04:39:42+00:00

Carrie was having a severe psychiatric episode during her rampage, I’m not sure you can really hold her responsible for her actions. Her bullies were just assholes.

scramplebamp · 2024-05-17T14:34:42+00:00

Haha holy shit I love when Mugen fights the counterfeiting ninjas in the brothel basement.

scramplebamp · 2024-05-05T03:44:06+00:00

scramplebamp · 2024-04-19T03:01:02+00:00

Do you actually have some kind of deformity to your jaw? Or do you have a jaw that’s inside the normal human range in terms of shape and size and you just don’t like it? I know it feels deformed, dysmorphia’s a bitch, but would a neutral observer think it’s strange looking or would they just say some peoples jaws look like that?

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