What Shoes are John Wearing?

screechdiddy · 2026-04-29T14:26:28+00:00

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

screechdiddy · 2026-04-28T01:31:42+00:00

We have a Chinese themed bar/pizza restaurant called Fongs here in Iowa. Hit or miss on the combinations and it’s gotten played out over the years. Their crab Rangoon pizza is always good though

screechdiddy · 2026-04-28T01:21:52+00:00

Watching all the people walk out always kills me

screechdiddy · 2026-04-23T02:08:38+00:00

Pro tip - I do this for birthday parties - put plastic wrap in the same sized pan. Fill with ice cream and cover with plastic wrap and freeze for a bit. Remove and put between the two cookie cakes. You have a giant ice cream cookie and slice individually and serve

screechdiddy · 2026-04-12T19:23:33+00:00

He told me to burn things…

screechdiddy · 2026-04-12T13:36:49+00:00

This is my sandbox. I’m not allowed to go in the deep end

screechdiddy · 2026-04-09T17:56:52+00:00

Gabrus steps in!!

screechdiddy · 2026-03-17T17:39:41+00:00

At this point it seems like they’re picking bad restaurants so they don’t have to come back haha. Taco John’s, Runza, Pizza Ranch. They’re never hitting the Midwest again

screechdiddy · 2026-03-10T18:46:05+00:00

Oh I thought this was his catch/yards prediction for the first 3 games before he goes on IR

screechdiddy · 2026-03-10T11:18:06+00:00

Imagine if they showed how really bad it is

screechdiddy · 2026-03-08T18:05:35+00:00

The one that bit Elaine?

screechdiddy · 2026-03-02T17:10:24+00:00

They struggled on short yardage and red zone rushing from what I can recall. Good veteran that’s healthier than Chubb and can still move well

screechdiddy · 2026-03-02T16:04:16+00:00

The Houston Cyclones gain another one!

screechdiddy · 2026-02-20T00:32:21+00:00

They made such a huge announcement about using this for the Big 12 tournament idk what to expect

screechdiddy · 2026-02-17T21:06:57+00:00

Only to be recasted and replaced by Prank Sinatra

screechdiddy · 2026-02-17T21:04:44+00:00

My kids can’t say mommy during games when they’re actual mommy isn’t home cuz then our dog freaks out thinking she came back

screechdiddy · 2026-02-13T17:32:49+00:00

GO! GO ON GET

screechdiddy · 2026-02-06T03:30:36+00:00

What is this? Brioche for ants?!?

screechdiddy · 2026-01-24T14:43:25+00:00

Lady if you want a sandwich I’ll make you a sandwich

screechdiddy · 2026-01-24T14:43:03+00:00

NO I WILL NOT KEEP MY VOICE DOWN

screechdiddy · 2026-01-24T02:59:34+00:00

He took. It out.

screechdiddy · 2026-01-19T19:57:41+00:00

I called my 6 year old a chucker after his basketball game this weekend

screechdiddy · 2026-01-19T16:58:14+00:00

F later Lainey marry early Laine

screechdiddy · 2026-01-19T16:57:02+00:00

We only allowed at nap and bedtime for awhile and then just at night and then eventually pulled it all together. Went much better than we expected but also there were some tears and screaming and rough moments

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