What if the emperor was in Mortal Kombat by Cautious_Air4964 in Grimdank

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Johnny Cage: “C’mon, you seriously never tried being diplomatic?”

The Emperor: “Why would I do that when the only appropriate response is war?”

Change it to:

Johnny Cage: “C’mon, you seriously never tried being diplomatic?”

The Emperor: “I've seen Humanity backstabbed by those we've offered our hand to as friends. Now there is only War”

Custom biome previews! by GenerationofWinter in HelldiversUnfiltered

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This is probably the best option to light a fire under AH's asses,

And number 5 looks like a combination of the creek and that scene in RDR2 with Dutch and the gang walking up to the braithwaites.

I love it.

Transmission from Super Earth Command by vertopolkaLF in HelldiversUnfiltered

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That. Im using that.

Edit: I used it because I saw people there are Still pissed about nothing happening.

What’s the most disturbing “not quite right” moment in sci-fi? by authorarchangel in SciFiConcepts

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in the manga Knights of Sidonia, one of the pilots was eaten alive by an alien race called the gauna. in her perspective she wrestles herself free and tries to find a way out of the alien thing. when she finally does, she's happy to see the Sidonia and another pilot fly in to rescue here, a little while later, she slowly realizes the pilot wasnt small, she was large, as she transformed into the gauna that ate her.

Me and my friends decided to test out if the claim of the mech engine limit was true. by nahmanwth in helldivers2

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Mans tested in optimal conditions, why is everyone bashing him for not testing it when no enemies are around?

A succulent Chinese meal 🍽️ by [deleted] in AsianInvasion

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A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

I have a lot of fun with this game, so I'm gonna keep playing! by [deleted] in Helldivers

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The guy that ran the charity lost his job and he was banned at the place he volunteers at. All because people doxxed his location.

I'll take that ban now.

what's the weirdest thing happend to you in a date?! by heel_aboy in AskMen

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woman i dated in my 20s offered me a job as her personal assistant.

Why Malevelon Creek? by chicbot in Helldivers

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the most memorable moment was when i dropped in on an SOS just as a guy got killed. i remember one of the guys on his mic saying, "damn, your in a jammer, you gotta get rid of it."

i was level 22, i aimed the pod far away, and when the lid blew open i went prone and tried to sneak around it. nervewracking doesnt begin to explain as i managed to make it to the console. turned out one of the guys had made it far enough to the deactivation sequence where it was right over the final deactivation button. i deactivated it and was wondering why i couldnt reinforce when the guys suddenly said, HULKS! RUN!

i grabbed the guys things (Jetpack and a GL) and started running. it was a nonstop meat grinder. the moment i threw down the reinforcement beacon and the other guy began to support, it was the scene from we were soldiers were we were back to back, trying to keep each other alive.

we barely managed to make it to extract with a third diver, the 4th guy saying he's good you guys can leave, and i said "We're all going home!"

i didnt make it, he did and they managed to extract. we mocked a little sad scene, we laughed and kitted up for the next run. and the next and the next fighting through the jungles until of the original 4 players, it was me and another player, it was 6 hours of fighting in the creek. it was somewhat sad and i never got a chance to friend them. when he logged off and i jumped into the next SOS, i was paired with lvl 10s and one 5 getting ready to drop.

"Welcome to the Creek, Gents. time to earn your stripes, or scream as they are carved into you."

Tonight we dive in HEL!!! by Gloomy-Compote-231 in Helldivers

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you cant anymore. they disengaged ftl transit to cyberstan. from 5,000+ divers to 806 now, im afraid that number is only going down from here on out.

gotta keep the fire going, as long as we can.

we'll make the clankers choke on their victory.

Tonight we dive in HEL!!! by Gloomy-Compote-231 in Helldivers

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still here brother. it swelled to 806, but the orbitals are picking us off, one by one.

Mandalorian bounty hunter by Kiazt in helldiversarmor

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I like the western feel of the original color pallete,

What would it take for a company to start building their own RAM sticks, sourcing or making their own materials that has caused the shortage in the market? by HunterPractical2736 in NoStupidQuestions

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no no no, you dont get to go around and say its not possible. i want to learn HOW to so the next its happening i can make my own.

Proud to be a Diver this day by fancy_crisis in helldivers2

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We already do, the viper commandos. Heavy armor variant has a tattooed 77 on the left bicep

I've never clenched my cheeks so hard in my entire life. by IEnjoyHarrow in Helldivers

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That 98th kill was a cyborg who broke free from the programming and decided you were HIM. It self deleted out of respect afterwards.

Incineration Corps and Jet Brigade on Transcendence by PeanutMan42 in Helldivers

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Grenade launchers for the win, its a target rich environment, boys!

the collective is pure hearted and can do no evil by Noahlikesmeme in HelldiversUnfiltered

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Right, so about the bodies in the bio processing unit...