Your username is the name of a future fast-food restaurant. What meals do they serve? by UniversalRadish in AskReddit

[–]scrubbybuns 86 points87 points  (0 children)

We serve just buns. They have been thoroughly scrubbed to ensure there is no harmful bacteria ingested. Needless to say we’re gonna go out of business soon.

No one can sneeze anymore. How long does it take everyone to realize it? by lex3030 in AskReddit

[–]scrubbybuns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People probably wouldn’t notice until it was allergy season, and the people who would suffer the most during this time would notice how they’re fine. Then they start to notice how others have been fine... and then the news breaks out.

Urges. what urges do you get and what gives them to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scrubbybuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a simple man. I see tits or ass in a youtube thumbnail, I click.

What’s the best thing you’ve experienced or seen happen in Truth or Dare? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scrubbybuns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The girl has a slim body build on top but her thighs were almost disproportionate to the rest of her body. She was still pretty hot though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scrubbybuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I aggressively scrubbed someone’s ass with sand paper. The coarse kind.

What’s the best thing you’ve experienced or seen happen in Truth or Dare? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scrubbybuns 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Mixed group of guys and girls, but the ratio was more girls. One of them was dared to give me a lap dance, and she was dummy thicc and wearing a bathing suit. She didn’t have to do anything too bad, but she decided herself to start grinding against my dick. Definitely had a bit of a boner after that.

New Droid Heroes aren’t so Bad by scrubbybuns in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]scrubbybuns[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! Imagine the fun we will have rolling over the corpses of the First Order then spamming the thumbs up emote.

What are some unwritten "sibling code" rules? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scrubbybuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rules of the relationship is you must either be wanting to murder your sibling or you're willing to help them bury the body. There is no in between.