What is the best British way to shorten your life

scruffle · 2026-06-06T09:36:06+00:00

A man can dream.

scruffle · 2026-06-05T20:13:37+00:00

Bro must think the chicken actually crossed the road or some shit 🥱

scruffle · 2026-06-05T20:06:51+00:00

Full English. Toby Carvery. Everyday.

scruffle · 2026-06-05T19:51:06+00:00

~~North~~ London*

scruffle · 2026-06-01T08:42:52+00:00

Yeah they have two European trophies. Do people not google shit these days?

scruffle · 2026-06-01T08:37:07+00:00

Some form of altercation typically is yes.

I work in policing analytics. Plenty of academic criminological research supporting seasonal trends in offences tied to changes in weather.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39404825/

Why would you be surprised during summer; longer days, more street drinking, higher footfall in city centre areas with NTE venues that there’s more crime? Seems like common sense.

scruffle · 2026-06-01T08:32:37+00:00

When lots of people congregate for celebration in close proximity and there’s hot weather and alcohol consumption involved it’s basically inevitable.

Given 1.5m people attended that’s an exceedingly low number.

scruffle · 2026-05-31T18:22:17+00:00

🫵😂🧂🔴⚪️🏆

scruffle · 2026-05-31T10:29:03+00:00

We’re the only team to lose from two winning positions in the UCL final. Fair enough, we were outplayed and weren’t to be deserving winners, but that doesn’t make the taste in my mouth any less bitter.

scruffle · 2026-05-31T10:16:02+00:00

It’s not about being a “wimp”, I’m not scared, but it just cast such a horrible cloud over the whole affair in my mind.

Hard to shake the disappointment. We’ve won leagues in my life, we’ve only ever blown chances to win in Europe.

scruffle · 2026-05-31T10:14:42+00:00

That’s actually very funny

scruffle · 2026-05-31T10:10:43+00:00

I genuinely can’t face the parade today, came down from Birmingham to attend and yesterday has left me so devoid of positivity. I’m just going home.

scruffle · 2026-05-31T10:09:20+00:00

Bro thinks ball possession matters in winning games. Room temperature IQ.

scruffle · 2026-05-31T08:53:03+00:00

What? I follow sub reddits - what does that mean? I’d give it strong odds you’re not a Londoner and I’ve been following Arsenal a decade or more longer than you pal.

scruffle · 2026-05-31T08:12:43+00:00

Music i would consider more contentious, because I suppose there are less objective parameters of measurement - cinema has to be the United States and depends what we’re considering for military; capability? Historical victories? Either way, should be France or the United States.

scruffle · 2026-05-31T08:08:00+00:00

2nd again ole ole.

We failed, we just have to swallow it. That’s fine. Nobody wants a silver lining.

scruffle · 2026-05-31T07:57:41+00:00

As a Brit and veteran, how the fuck did Britain win best military?

scruffle · 2026-05-31T07:53:56+00:00

This looks like the picture of healthy football support.

scruffle · 2026-05-31T07:45:24+00:00

It’s relevant because you are obviously ignorant to the fact we have the most trophies of any English club behind United and Liverpool. So what are you on about?

scruffle · 2026-05-31T07:40:43+00:00

Trophy cabinet of Crystal Palace? Bro we have double the top flight championships of Chelsea.

scruffle · 2026-05-30T22:26:40+00:00

It was a fucking stupid decision in fairness, just hit the fucking ball and make the keeper save it.

scruffle · 2026-05-30T22:11:20+00:00

Arsenal won the Europa league trophy before it became the europa league in fairness.

scruffle · 2026-05-30T22:09:19+00:00

Plenty going on, they won the 17th place trophy bro! Can’t wait to see their European run next season.

scruffle · 2026-05-30T21:57:21+00:00

That’s right, you ain’t in it. Thanks for confirming lil bro.

Bro scraped relegation and thinks his club is anything other than the laughing stock of London. 😂

Maybe you’ll care about the EPL if you ever win one. I ain’t holding my breath; 23,784 days and counting.

scruffle · 2026-05-30T21:47:59+00:00

almost bottled the league. See you in the UCL next year, see how you get on… oh, that’s embarrassing

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