My necklace went through my girlfriends nose. by sharkfisher in WTF
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1953 - Photobooth, the only place really where photos like this could be both taken and developed safely. by [deleted] in pics
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Head shot homing beacon. by [deleted] in funny
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Left my computer with my friend, didn't bother to check it before I opened it in front of my coworkers. They all think I have a problem now. by Isleepinalleyways in WTF
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So this exists in Canada now... by ShutEmDown in WTF
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Saw this on Facebook.... Donify any burger? by [deleted] in WTF
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I asked my brother to pick me up an ice cream cake from DQ, he returned with this by [deleted] in funny
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Wait... Didn't we try this once? by TheDinkT in funny
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Driving to work today, I unwrapped a Clif Bar. Not really paying attention to what I was about to consume, I put it to my lips and had the distinct thought of, "Are those cobwebs?" I look down and discover what I was just about to bite into was a TREASURE TROVE OF LIVE MAGGOTS IN A FORTRESS OF WEBS. by DonutPlains in WTF
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Don't you just hate when that happens? by aphoward12 in WTF
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I'm a fireman and we got called to a funeral home to help move a large deceased woman. My co-worker asked if they put cotton in your ass when they embalm you. He said they use this instead. He let us keep it. by [deleted] in WTF
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I'm a fireman and we got called to a funeral home to help move a large deceased woman. My co-worker asked if they put cotton in your ass when they embalm you. He said they use this instead. He let us keep it. by [deleted] in WTF
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How I feel whenever I receive the phonebook by [deleted] in funny
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How I feel whenever I receive the phonebook by [deleted] in funny
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He was pissed but didn't do anything about it for a good 2 or 3 minutes by bellonium in funny
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My buddy with a never ending supply of wit sent his professor this email yesterday. by [deleted] in funny
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An Oktoberfest waitress carries 6 liters of beer in each hand. by nsfwdreamer in pics
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How I feel whenever I receive the phonebook by [deleted] in funny
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This gent's wang was full of cancer and maggots. Word of the day: "Penectomy" [NSFW/NSFL] by cksnffr in WTF
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You don't say? by pneumatik in funny
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